Juno Macguff Quotes

#1. Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Diablo Cody

#2. Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um ...
Mac MacGuff: *Or* ... ?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Diablo Cody

#3. Juno MacGuff: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Diablo Cody

#4. Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

Diablo Cody

#5. Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Diablo Cody

#6. Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Diablo Cody

#7. Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.

Diablo Cody

#8. I firmly believe that the Gandhian philosophy of nonviolent resistance is the only logical and moral approach to the solution of the race problem in the United States.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#9. Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream ...

Diablo Cody

#10. The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect reason from itself.

Allan Bloom

#11. Far from being a magic nostrum, true love, so-called, was a lingering illness, a clash of cold steel, a take no-prisoners war between Venus and Mars.

Nina Mason

#12. Alex watched me with a measured stare. "What if he's dangerous?"
I smiled wickedly. "Then I'll die happy.

Angela Corbett

#13. Training makes perfect.

Unknown

#14. It's just that sometimes people use thought to not participate in life.

Stephen Chbosky

#15. In actual life, every great enterprise begins with and takes its first step forward in faith.

August Wilhelm Von Schlegel

#16. I actually became a Christian in my rookie year on tour when I was 16 years old.

Michael Chang

#17. The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup!

Paul Stanley

#18. I think my mother would be very happy if I found a nice Welsh girl.

Matthew Rhys

#19. Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.

Simone Elkeles

#20. It took only one charged second to hear the heart that I'd had so little faith in.

Kiera Cass

#21. The danger lies in forgetting.

Elie Wiesel

#22. It really turns me on when you talk geek.

Marta Acosta