Judy Tenuta Quotes

#1. All of you who have been through high dose psychedelic experiences know that it's very hard to carry stupid baggage through that keyhole. In fact you're lucky if you just get your soul and yourselves through and intact.

Terence McKenna

#2. By thinking and acting affirmatively in this minute, you will influence the hour, the day, and in time, your entire life.

Denis Waitley

#3. This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"

Judy Tenuta

#4. When times are difficult, I tell myself, 'I'm just passing through.'

Eric Cantona

#5. Free expression is the base of human rights, the root of human nature and the mother of truth. To kill free speech is to insult human rights, to stifle human nature and to suppress truth.

Liu Xiaobo

#6. I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.

Judy Tenuta

#7. I love a lot of reggae, but I've never had the opportunity to play with any reggae guys.

Billy Sheehan

#8. What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.

Judy Tenuta

#9. I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

Judy Tenuta

#10. Writers are like tricksters. Their words lure us to embark on journeys and unlock our emotions.

Ogwo David Emenike

#11. How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

Judy Tenuta

#12. I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.

Judy Tenuta

#13. I play a lot of Playstation, and always trying to look pretty for the girls.

Freddy Adu

#14. If all our objectively valid synthetic judgments are analysed, it turns out that they never consist in mere intuitions that are brought together in a judgment through mere comparison.Always, a pure concept of the understanding has been added to the concepts that are abstracted from intuition

Anonymous

#15. Judy, you don't know nothin' about the South. You don't even know the difference between the North and the South.'
I said, 'Oh yes I do. In the North, there's a cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

Judy Tenuta

#16. It is like her mother has been struck by - what? Lightening. Her mother has lightened up since the moment they landed in this country and the plane door opened and the warmer air came in.
The moment they walked into this room she lightened even more

Ali Smith

#17. Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ...

Judy Tenuta

#18. When doctors take the Hippocratic Oath, they swear an oath to the Greek god Apollo

Adam Anderson

#19. Americans want students to get the best education possible. We want schools to prepare children to become good citizens and members of a prosperous American economy.

Bill Gates

#20. You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.

Judy Tenuta

#21. There are many paths open to us at all times, Jaina. As leaders of those who trust us, we owe it to them to examine every one.

Christie Golden

#22. Neither of them had kissed someone else in a while, but it didn't much matter. Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter

Maggie Stiefvater

#23. Love Goddess in training. It could happen.

Judy Tenuta

#24. My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.

Judy Tenuta