Jubjub Boopkins Quotes

#1. I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable.

Rick Moody

#2. Things are always worse in the steady watches of the night.

Stephen Fry

#3. I'd like to know how to play the guitar.

Mario Vazquez

#4. After playing Halo 2 for 3 hours, I went out and mowed down a Red Cross blood bank, raped anything with a pulse, and trashed the local mall. Then I toasted the gods of destruction with a goblet of blood stolen from a Girl Guide's body.

Douglas Coupland

#5. Every time you're making a choice, one choice is the safe/comfortable choice - and one choice is the risky/uncomfortable choice. the risky/uncomfortable choice is the one that will teach you the most and make you grow the most, so that's the one you should choose.

Derek Sivers

#6. Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?

Steven Wright

#7. So for me, fashion was about standing out as an individual - and it helped me get the attention that most people try to get with publicity stunts or by doing other crazy things. But I just let the attention come to me naturally, and I think some of that has to do with my fashion.

ASAP Rocky

#8. Ceony gaped in surprise. There, wagging its little paper tail, stood a paper dog.

Charlie N. Holmberg

#9. I'm not asking people to feel sorry for me.

Jack Abramoff

#10. What have you to do with hearts, except for dissection?

Mary Elizabeth Braddon