Juan Pablo Montoya Quotes

#1. I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.

Daniel Tosh

#2. I've always been very happy. I've always been easy going and I've always been very encouraging; it's just my personality.

Joel Osteen

#3. When you plan something, it never works.

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#4. I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

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#5. Just keep working. I've been working hard, so just keep on doing what I've been doing.

Jadeveon Clowney

#6. You've gotta respect everybody. If they race hard against you, you've got to race hard against them. It's very simple; if there's respect both ways, there's no problem.

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#7. If you know one thing very well and the rest only superficially, that one thing will always appear to be more 'unique.

Piero Scaruffi

#8. Snowboarding is like driving a car. When things are all right, you're on it. But when things go wrong, it goes really, really bad really fast.

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#9. DRS is like giving Picasso Photoshop.

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#10. I don't remember the first time I won. I remember the first time I lost, and it sucked. It was go-karts; I was, like, 6 years old.

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#11. I'm busy, man, too busy. There's a lamentable absence of free time.

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#12. When people are nice to me, I'm nice to them.

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#13. I think it's good for sports cars to be united, to be just one. I think it's good for the fans. When you have two different series, fans don't know which way to go, when you only have one I think it's good for the sport.

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#14. Just take each race as it comes and have fun.

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#15. Yet is our deepest desire is truly to live and go on living, why do we blindly insist that death is the end? Why not at least try and explore the possibility that there may be a life after?

Sogyal Rinpoche

#16. I just want to serve people. I know it sounds like a simple cliche.

Tim Kaine

#17. My reputation is aggressive this and aggressive that.

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#18. I've made a lot of friends over the years through racing, but we weren't necessarily teammates.

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#19. What I didn't realize was how many doors the act of writing unlocks, as if my Dad's old fountain pen wasn't really a pen at all, but some strange variety of skeleton key.

Stephen King

#20. I like musicians who look at the public. You have to bring the music to the largest number. Otherwise, we'll [the Jazz players] stay in the clubs. Jazz must be accessible to everyone.

Dee Dee Bridgewater

#21. I get fit taking my bike out in the woods.

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#22. I really like the really high banked tracks.

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#23. You know, I think in Europe NASCAR is not regarded as high as it should.

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#24. I love the American way of life.

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#25. I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'

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#26. There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPod, too.

Jeff VanderMeer

#27. In Colombia maybe 95% of the population follow Formula One. It's crazy.

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#28. They were both sad that their love had died, but they agreed that there was nothing they could do about it. They would just have to part.

Siobhan Parkinson

#29. I dont care if you have the smallest part to do with my life or the largest, I love everyone I've ever met, and if you don't like me i still respect you as a person rather than hate you for what you believe in.

Shane Phillips

#30. Now, when it's time to get down to business, I get down to business.

Juan Pablo Montoya