Juan Cortez Quotes

#1. I'd like to hear your opinion on this piece of Beethoven. And remember, it is not Beethoven who is being examined here.

Paul Strathern

#2. I had a dream about you. I opened your chest like a cabinet, it had doors, and when I opened the doors, I saw all kinds of soft things inside you--teddy bears, tiny fuzzy animals, all these soft, cuddly things.

Charles Bukowski

#3. Favorite Joke: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Damian Kulash

#4. He who draws upon his own resources easily comes to an end of his wealth.

William Hazlitt

#5. Never use tricky or irrelevant headlines ... People read too fast to figure out what you are trying to say.

David Ogilvy

#6. One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

Pablo Picasso

#7. It doesn't matter if there are 20, 40, 100, or 500 people there. It doesn't matter how many people. You've got to perform to those people because they've come.

Ladyhawke

#8. Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.

Misha Collins

#9. Americans spend more money on music than on sex or prescription drugs

Daniel Levitin

#10. When you get old, everything changes - your body changes, your family changes. You can't do what you've always done, anymore. And, either you can complain about things changing - or you can be content. Instead of complaining, you can say: "Oh, yesss! Look at all this change!" You can welcome it.

Ram Dass

#11. It is the curse of talent that, although it labors with greater steadiness and perseverance than genius, it does not reach its goal, while genius already on the summit of the ideal, gazes laughingly about.

Robert Schumann