Joxter Quotes

#1. They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

Mike Epps

#2. From a poor man, poor in Time, I was suddenly lifted up into a vast revenue; I could see no end of my possessions; I wanted some steward, or judicious bailiff, to manage my estates in Time for me.

Charles Lamb

#3. Increasingly, we're developing all kinds of systems for verifying reality by echoing it.

Alan Watts

#4. I gave him everything and it didn't work out. He didn't love me.

Jaci Burton

#5. Those who have an interest in keeping the machinery of war going will stop at nothing to make public opinion subservient to their murderous ends.

Albert Einstein

#6. And telling a story, I suppose, is like winding a skein of spun yarn- you sometimes lose track of the beginning.

Edith Pattou

#7. I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Elayne Boosler

#9. Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

Nora Roberts

#10. Banks do not create money for the public good. They are businesses owned by private shareholders. Their purpose is to make a profit.

John Rogers

#11. I worked out early on to give up things I couldn't do well at all.

Christopher Hitchens