Joshing Crossword Quotes

#1. Somebody placed the shuttle in your hand: somebody who had already arranged the threads.

Dag Hammarskjold

#2. My idea of romance is a guy who will take me to see an Avengers film and doesn't mind dressing up like Loki afterwards.

Karina Halle

#3. Friends come and go but banners hang forever.

Kobe Bryant

#4. Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

Steven Moffat

#5. Is there some kind of trouble? Did he do something to the real Hogfather?"
SQUEAK.
"Why won't he tell me?"
SQUEAK.
"Thank you. You've been very helpful.

Terry Pratchett

#6. I actually had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at his 50th birthday party in New York City. I handed him the cassette of 'Eight Arms to Hold You,' which I had just got an advance of that day. He very graciously thanked me and tucked it into his jacket pocket.

Louise Post

#7. Repentance for past crimes is just and easy; but sin-no-more's a task too hard for mortals

John Vanbrugh

#8. It's a touchy subject, but as a Southerner, you can't ignore our history any more than a Renaissance painter can ignore the Virgin Mary. And it's impossible to drive down a road or eat a vegetable or pass a church without being reminded of slavery.

Sally Mann

#9. On a superficial level, I like girls with dark hair - I'm a sucker for that.

Elijah Wood