Joseph Ii Quotes

#1. Here lies Joseph II, who was unfortunate in everything that he undertook

Jackson J. Spielvogel

#2. Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?

Peter Shaffer

#3. A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.

Gilbert Gottfried

#4. I'm taking you out, to meet my friends. I'm taking you,' she put a hand to my cheek, 'to my club.

Sarah Waters

#5. It's easier to be authentic if you don't say you are authentic.

B. Joseph Pine II

#6. I think retirement beats the heck out of life after death, that's for sure.

Martina Navratilova

#7. Biographical Notes II. Evil and Redemption III. The Question of Baptism IV. Faith and Philosophy V. The Church, Mystical and Social VI. Syncretism and Catholicity

Joseph-Marie Perrin

#8. I do not want to sleep
for fear I might miss the twinkle of the brightest star

for fear I may never know
how the moon glimmers, in the darkest hour.

Sanober Khan

#9. I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was.

James Brown

#10. In the John Paul II days, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger had the advantage of staying in his cupboard - the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - exchanging views only with the Pope, and speaking publicly only through carefully written missives on doctrinal issues.

Carl Bernstein

#11. You had to know someone very well to make them laugh like that. She had loved him for such a long time, she thought. How was it that she did not know him at all?

Cassandra Clare

#12. The history of economic progress consists of charging a fee for what once was free.

B. Joseph Pine II

#13. Experiences are as distinct from services as services are from goods.

B. Joseph Pine II

#14. It was called a tribute before a battle and a ransom afterwards.

T.H. White

#15. Shame should be reserved for the things we choose to do, not the circumstances that life puts on us

Ann Patchett

#16. My graduate study was interrupted, like that of many others, by World War II.

Kenneth Joseph Arrow

#17. I don't think that I'm the smartest guy around, so I'm better off to keep my mouth shut as much as I can rather than opening my mouth and proving to people that I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm more of a leader by example than I am a preacher.

Mark Martin

#18. There are always things that I'd love to do. As an actor, none of them are specific; all I'm looking for are things that are good quality, that are challenging for me to work on, and even better if I get to work with people that I respect and am excited to work with.

Jason Alexander

#19. In the Eucharistic Sacrifice the Church venerates the memory of Mary the ever Virgin Mother of God and the memory of Saint Joseph, because he fed Him whom the faithful must eat as the Bread of Life

Pope John Paul II

#20. Comics are drawings, not photographs, and as such they present a subjective view of reality.

Frederik L. Schodt

#21. Always be true to yourself and follow your dreams!

LaDonna M. Cook

#22. St. Joseph was a just man, a tireless worker, the upright guardian of those entrusted to his care. May he always guard, protect and enlighten families.

Pope John Paul II

#23. The experience of being understood, versus interpreted, is so compelling you can charge admission.

B. Joseph Pine II