Joseann Dewitt Quotes

#1. I remember someone said to me, "Never stand up when you can sit down, never sit down when you can lie down, never lie down when you can be asleep." Those are bits of advice that I haven't taken, really. I've done the opposite of them, but they have stayed with me.

Michael Sheen

#2. Youth is thy gift, - the youth that baffles Time.

Louise Chandler Moulton

#3. I hate you," Kingsley said.
"That hurts, King. That stings."
"Do you know what hurts? Having an erection and being two seconds from coming and your domme stops sucking you off."
"That is a very sad story. Tell me more."
"I've created a monster.

Tiffany Reisz

#4. Those who don't belong to any specific place can't, in fact, return anywhere.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#5. In other news, a recent report suggests that things may not be as they seem.

Joseph Fink

#6. No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Carol Burnett

#7. We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.

C.S. Lewis

#8. Merlin was five years of my life. I enjoyed every year, every day. I had a brilliant time on it. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I wanted to do more.

Colin Morgan

#9. If I knew then what I know now, I would still be dreaming BIG today.

Tim Storey