Jory Quotes

#1. Lucian stared at him, overwhelmed. "What are you all of a sudden?" he demanded gruffly. "An ancient wiseman?"
Jory pointed to himself.
"Look at me, cousin. Did ancient wisemen have shoulders like mine?

Melina Marchetta

#2. I want you to realize that you are not a superhero, you are not bulletproof. You need me to protect you, and I need to do it.
All I want is to stand between you and the world ... please just let me.
Sam to Jory

Mary Calmes

#3. Jory gripped her chin, turning her to face him. His jaw hardened, and he tried to remain gentle. "Time to make a choice, sweetheart. Please. Choose me.

Rebecca Zanetti

#4. Oh, Daja," moaned Jory, "you sound just like my parents." She ran from the schoolroom.
"Well, there's no reason to insult me, "muttered Daja, half offended.

Tamora Pierce

#5. Sam to Jory I knew the difference then, I know the difference now. You're it, you're home for me. If it's not you, it won't be anybody. I can't settle, it's all or nothing.

Mary Calmes

#6. God, Jory, don't you know, after all this time? Can't you tell?

Mary Calmes

#7. We're both made of stars, Jory Birch. Everybody is.

Kirsten Hubbard

#8. I was creeped out, though and dragged a chair into the bathroom and wedged it against the door so no one could come in without me knowing. That was the very reason why I had a see-through vinyl shower curtain. Norman Bates was never going to get the best of me.
-Jory

Mary Calmes

#9. You're lucky, spontaneous, and your guardian angel is overworked and way underpaid." "I know, right? My angel walks into a bar and the other angels are like, 'Oh shit, that's the poor sap that's got Jory Harcourt. Look at him, he started drinking again.

Mary Calmes

#10. She looked at him with bright golden eyes, and he ruffled her thick grey fur. Shortly, Jory brought him Ice. When

George R R Martin

#11. Stop giggling and squirming and take it like a man.
Sam to Jory during sex

Mary Calmes

#12. Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer

Mary Calmes

#13. Alyn carried the Stark banner. When she saw him rein in beside Lord Beric to exchange words, it made Sansa feel ever so proud. Alyn was handsomer than Jory had been; he was going to be a knight one day. The Tower of the Hand

George R R Martin

#14. When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little.

Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's

Gabrielle Evans

#15. It's a common form of kindness here on Earth to give people food to take home with them when they leave. We even have special receptacles to carry the food in. It's called Tupperware.
Jory explaining leftovers to Dane

Mary Calmes

#16. In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Alanis Morissette

#17. Black and white is as if phoenix of colors has eloped into opacity.

Vikrmn

#18. Pranking is ultimately turning the world upside down. It's in good fun.

Jory John

#19. That was a rhetorical question! Don't you even know what a rhetorical question is?"

Miles didn't know whether to answer.

Jory John

#20. I call myself a traditionalist, although I have fought against tradition all my life.

Philip Johnson

#21. Please stop buying my friends if you are just going to slowly kill them.

Avery Monsen, John Jory

#22. That day will never come. I'll be the last bachelor standing." Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. "And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman's sexual prayers. Let's hit it before she settles on second best.

Jory Strong

#23. You guys are like drug dealers peddling adrenaline

Mary Calmes

#24. Let us thank all those who teach in Catholic schools. Educating is an act of love; it is like giving life.

Pope Francis

#25. I've changed, I'm nice to people and I'm not so self-centered. What I'm trying to do now is think of the other person. The only trouble is, I've found that the other person thinks only of himself.

Oscar Levant

#26. I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke.

Jory John

#27. When a casting agent sees me, he kind of knows what he's getting.

Alexa Vega

#28. Too excited to be genuinely happy

James Joyce

#29. It is difficult to find happiness within oneself, but it is impossible to find it anywhere else.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#30. Yesterday was a beautiful tune on the lips of life and today is a silent secret.

Kahlil Gibran

#31. A new era in the physiological investigation of linguistic sounds was opened up by X-ray photography.

Roman Jakobson

#32. They all think I'm gonna leave you crying in your coffee 'cause you're old.

Mary Calmes

#33. Mac [Barnett ] and I have been friends for more than ten years. We met working at an educational nonprofit. And we have been pranking each other the whole time. It's our own version of a prank war. We thought we would channel some of that energy into writing a book.

Jory John

#34. You need me."
"I more than need you," he said, trembling. "I don't work without you. I just don't."
"Same here," I told him, closing my eyes.

Mary Calmes

#35. Mac [Barnett]and I both had times when we moved, started new schools, and we know how hard that was, figuring out your identity and who you're going to be at the new school.

Jory John