Top 12 Jorien Wuite Quotes
#1. People seem to think themselves in some ways superior to heaven itself, when they complain of the sorrow and want round about them. And yet it is not the devil for certain who puts pity into their hearts.
Anne Isabella Thackeray Ritchie
#2. There's no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If you don't get them right away it's tough winning them back even if you're doing top-notch material. If you didn't win them right when you walked out there, it's tough.
Hannibal Buress
#3. Every man has two vocations: his own and philosophy.
Edward Abbey
#5. The happiest lot is not to have experienced the keenest delights or the greatest pleasures, but to have brought life to a close without any very great pain, bodily or mental.
Arthur Schopenhauer
#6. Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It's like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.
Warren Ellis
#7. When [Marco] Rubio won the election, he was a Tea Party darling, he was a Tea Party favorite. What happened? "Gang of Eight".
Rush Limbaugh
#8. What chance does a five-foot-seven billionaire Jew who's divorced really have of becoming president?
Michael Bloomberg
#9. On a feeling and sensitive mind a demolished forest impresses unmingled sadness, whereas its primeval grandeur must inspire anyone to immeasurable delight, who is susceptible to the beauties of nature.
Ferdinand Von Mueller
#10. Alas, for all my knowledge and my skill, The world's mysterious meaning mocks me still, And yet I shan't persuade myself that I Must bow before a supernatural will.
James K. Morrow
#11. What's your definition of dating?
Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking
Sylvia Day
#12. No idea is original, there's nothing new under the sun, it's never what you do, but how it's done
Nas