Jonah Wizard Quotes

#1. OMIGOSH JONAH WIZARD!"
-Amy Cahill

Jude Watson

#2. You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.

Peter Lerangis

#3. Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.

Gordon Korman

#4. Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.

Jeffrey Steingarten

#5. Reality is fatal whereas fantasy is something to die for.

Anthony Marais

#6. Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?"
Dan grinned. "I'm starting to dig this 'no cars' thing. It's a great equalizer.

Gordon Korman

#7. My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

Gale Gordon

#8. Indeed, there were times when it was quite worrying that after hitting a certain age, you wouldn't hear from a lot of actresses anymore. But that's when women hit their stride and get a lot more interesting. You see that in roles for males but it's slowly getting better for women too.

Christine Bottomley

#9. There is no wider gulf in the universe than yawns between those on the hither and thither side of vital experience.

Rebecca West

#10. The only people don't suffer those are the ones who never do anything

Laurie Graham

#11. I loved this woman. You can't just turn off that kind of feeling. But I loved a person who didn't exist. I loved someone Diana was pretending to be. Maybe the signs were there, but I refused to see them. Maybe I didn't want to see them.

James Patterson

#12. Dictators are allergic to reform, and they are cunning survivors. They will do whatever it takes to preserve their power and wealth, no matter how much blood ends up on their hands. They are master deceivers and talented manipulators who cannot be trusted to change.

George Ayittey

#13. Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

Mark Twain

#14. I wish you a beautiful blessed Father's Day.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. And he always stood up for the underdog--never realizing that because of his size he was one himself.

Eric Blehm

#16. A lot of people have already labeled me the Savior.

Robert Griffin III

#17. Amy gritted her teeth. "King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot!"
Jonah looked at his dad. "Do we have souvenir chamber pots?"
"No." His dad whipped out his phone. "I'll make the call.

Rick Riordan

#18. America is like a roomy cage; just enough choice-space where the animal doesn't go wild and feels free.

Bryant McGill