Jon Gruden Quotes

#1. I thought about the boy who made my chest hurt, the one who'd promised forever. It

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#2. Meaningless yards are not meaningful.

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#3. Focus all your meals around high-quality animal protein. You should eat a large variety, and plan your meals around which kind of protein you'll be eating.

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#4. I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach

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#5. If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer.

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#6. I bet you like sitting at red lights.

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#7. now she couldn't quite remember the face of the boy whose

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#8. Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

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#9. He should voicemail get open!

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#10. I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

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#11. The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.

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#12. Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.

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#13. If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders , for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn't get real interested. So you've got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation.

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#14. I just wanna see some football.

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#15. Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game.

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#16. Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

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#17. Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better

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#18. If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel.

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#19. I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

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#20. You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

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#21. I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON

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#22. You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse.

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#23. Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

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#24. Passion is always suffering, even when gratified.

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#25. Follow the ball, man. There's only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let's not get too far away from the reality of it all.

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