Jokes Sms Quotes

#1. Who I am, and what I am capable of doing has always managed to surprise me.

Jodi Picoult

#2. When there's a vacuum of public input, lobbyists usually fill it. But when there's public input, the people usually win.

Morgan Carroll

#3. A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress

Robert Jordan

#4. I don't love to fail.

Casey Wilson

#5. Since I was drafted by the Blackhawks, the people of Chicago have really embraced me and treated me with nothing but respect.

Patrick Kane

#6. Time after time mankind is driven against the rocks of the horrid reality of a fallen creation. And time after time mankind must learn the hard lessons of history-the lessons that for some dangerous and awful reason we can't seem to keep in our collective memory.

Hilaire Belloc

#7. And why was she only attracted to guys who were sleeping with somebody else? If Georgie were a wild animal, she'd be a genetic dead end.

Rainbow Rowell

#8. What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life.

Marlene Dumas