Jokes Aside Quotes

#1. Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by enemy is meant the evil which men do, not the human beings themselves.

Mahatma Gandhi

#2. Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

Charlie Sheen

#3. Every age has its darkness.

Liz Braswell

#4. The only model to me that correlates with big success in the NFL is having a Hall of Fame franchise quarterback.

Jeffrey Lurie

#5. Really, the only way to face the biggest problems we have is for the government to change the way they subsidize food. The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane.

Ruth Reichl

#6. I am going away with him to an unknown country where I shall have no past and no name, and where I shall be born again with a new face and an untried heart.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

#7. Jokes aside, let us turn to serious matters.

Horace

#8. I'll hold on to the world tight some day. I've got one finger on it now; that's a beginning.

Ray Bradbury

#9. You can't control income. It varies based on conditions outside of [your] control. But you can control expenses.

Sanford I. Weill

#10. Eventually writing became more interesting to me than acting.

Sylvester Stallone

#11. We were almost getting used to playing without fans in the Champions League. Jokes aside though, I think help from our fans will be indispensable for such a big match.

Roberto Mancini

#12. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Charles Dickens

#13. All jokes aside, if you hurt her again, I will fucking murder you, and I'm not talking about a nice quiet murder, I'm talking dick cut off, internal organs everywhere kind of murder. So please, be mindful of that.

Claire Contreras

#14. The intersection of spiritual, dark music and radical ecology is quite natural.

Kristoffer Rygg