Johnny Von Neumann Quotes

#1. I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.'

Enrico Fermi

#2. It does not require many words to speak the truth.

Chief Joseph

#3. Witch. A goddess. Someone not of this earth but not apart from it either. A woman to be loved and feared and adored.

Melissa De La Cruz

#4. The next battle being fought by e-commerce companies will be for customer loyalty.

Priyanka Gill

#5. Until you know who you are you can't write.

Salman Rushdie

#6. Running overtime is the one unforgivable error a lecturer can make. After fifty minutes (one microcentury as von Neumann used to say) everybody's attention will turn elsewhere.

Gian-Carlo Rota

#7. I love silence. But I usually only listen to that when I'm sleeping.

Zedd

#8. I had a terrible dream when I was pregnant; I dreamt the baby had a ventriloquial mouth, but there was no hand hole; I had to flick the mouth down to get words out.

Nina Conti

#9. Unrealistic expectations often lead to disappointment, while simple unbiased attention and detachment to outcome often lead to pleasant surprises.

Gary Hopkins