John Lambie Quotes

#1. No one gives you a chance. You have to take chances.

Lil' Wayne

#2. Abstinence is as easy to me as temperance would be difficult.

Samuel Johnson

#3. You are free and that is why you are lost.

Franz Kafka

#4. When we are overly concerned with what people think we will be controlled by the thoughts and opinions of other people.

Joyce Meyer

#5. She never typed her real name into her netbook in case it got key-logged, had no physical hard drive, and would boot up from a tiny microSD card that she could quickly swallow if the police ever came to her door.

Parmy Olson

#6. It is futile to try to make the universe add up. But I guess we must go on anyhow.

Philip K. Dick

#7. I was in a very fancy, high-end boutique where the sales associates stand around like mannequins. I walked in and the first thing they said was, "Ooh it smells like booty in here" because they knew me from Scream Queens.

Niecy Nash

#8. Even though they (women) grow weary and wear themselves out with child-bearing, it does not matter; let them go on bearing children till they die, that is what they are there for.

Martin Luther

#9. Eccentric doesn't bother me. "Eccentric" being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.

Crispin Hellion Glover

#10. That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

John Lambie

#11. I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

J. B. Smoove

#12. One learns how to change gears within a concert repertoire.

Zubin Mehta

#13. Why did I have to look like hell when he looked like he just stepped out of a comic book?

Lola Dodge

#14. Get a Job, she shouted silently to God. Get a real Job.

Lorrie Moore

#15. There is no such thing as a fixed and reliable truth (except for the statement that this is so, presumably

Peter Barry