Joel Greenblatt Quotes

#1. Choosing individual stocks without any idea of what you're looking for is like running through a dynamite factory with a burning match. You may live, but you're still an idiot.

Joel Greenblatt

#2. If you spend your energies looking for and analysing situations not closely followed by other informed investors, your chance of finding bargains greatly increases.

Joel Greenblatt

#3. It's funny about love', Sophia said. 'The more you love someone, the less he likes you back.'
'That's very true,' Grandmother observed. 'And so what do you do?'
'You go on loving,' said Sophia threateningly. 'You love harder and harder.

Tove Jansson

#4. If you're gonna learn how to do something, you'd better learn to do it right.

Christopher McDonald

#5. Cancer doesn't give a shit how much you want to live. If it wants to kill you, it will.

A.S. King

#6. Life and death are like two locked caskets, each of which contains the key to the other.

Isak Dinesen

#7. It just seems logical that sticking to investing in only a small number of companies that you understand well, rather than moving down the list to your thirtieth or fiftieth favorite pick, would create a much greater potential to earn above-average investment returns.

Joel Greenblatt

#8. Remember, it's the quality of your ideas not the quantity that will result in the big money.

Joel Greenblatt

#9. Joblessness sets you free psychologically

Sunday Adelaja

#10. You can paint it white and braid its mane, but at the end of the day, you can't turn an ass into a unicorn, no matter how much glitter and flowers you sprinkle on it.

Nicole Williams

#11. If I plug my estimates into the Magic Formula, and it comes out cheap, that's good.

Joel Greenblatt

#12. Something out of the ordinary course of business is taking place that creates an investment opportunity. The list of corporate events that can result in big profits for you runs the gamut - spinoffs, mergers, restructurings, rights offerings, bankruptcies, liquidations, asset sales, distributions.

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#13. Laugh every day as much as you can.

Roseanne Barr

#14. If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

Chris Diamantopoulos

#15. The strategy of putting all your eggs in one basket and watching that basket is less risky than you might think.

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#16. Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel?

Alexander Pope

#17. The more confidence I have in each one of my stock picks, the fewer companies I need to own in my portfolio to feel comfortable.

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#18. No matter what business you're in, everyone in the organisation needs to know why

Frances Hesselbein

#19. The way we make money as a group is that we don't pay a lot for anything, and most of the stocks we buy have low expectations.

Joel Greenblatt

#20. You're never so alive as after you thought you were going to die.

Ethan Canin

#21. I wait until an investment idea is so good, it hits me over the head like an anvil.

Joel Greenblatt

#22. Look down, not up, when making your initial investment decision. If you don't lose money, most of the remaining alternatives are good ones.

Joel Greenblatt

#23. My goal is to buy a company at a low multiple to normal earnings power several years out and that the company earns good returns on capital at that level of normal earnings. A holding period of more than one year also works quite well as the factors are persistent in years 2 and 3.

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#24. The world, as it is, is not a permanent reality, but is a temporary product of our choices as creators.

Bryant McGill

#25. The secret to investing is to figure out the value of something - and then pay a lot less.

Joel Greenblatt

#26. People avenge themselves for the favors done them.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#27. We are busy surviving, herding, fixating on what just happened, and being overconfident!

Joel Greenblatt

#28. I think the exercise of trying to figure out how to simplify concepts has been incredibly helpful to me over the last 13 years of teaching and I hope my students have benefited from it.

Joel Greenblatt

#29. companies that achieve a high return on capital are likely to have a special advantage of some kind. That special advantage keeps competitors from destroying the ability to earn above-average profits.

Joel Greenblatt

#30. Figure out what something is worth and pay a lot less.

Joel Greenblatt

#31. Here is part of the tradeoff with diversification. You must be diversified enough to survive bad times or bad luck so that skill and good process can have the chance to pay off over the long term.

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#32. I don't know too many people that are good at timing the market relative to macro-economic events.

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