Top 100 Joe You Quotes

#1. You're such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn't have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee) Yeah, everything's my fault. (Joe) Good, then we agree. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Joe You Quotes #7980
#2. Trust me, Joe. You're not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald's. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Joe You Quotes #112340
#3. Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'. The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you.

Joe Biden

Joe You Quotes #122621
#4. You have me, Joe! You've always had me.

R.L. Mathewson

Joe You Quotes #157940
#5. Kiss me, Joe. I won't shatter ... Seriously, Joe, you can touch me without breaking me. In fact, you might even put me a little bit back together.

Jennifer Castle

Joe You Quotes #242134
#6. JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she -
PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR?

Tony Kushner

Joe You Quotes #1145888
#7. Holy shit, were we complicating things. We were out of control.
"Building?" Asked Eric, voice heavy with disbelief.
"Yes." Teeth gritted, I smiled.
"Banging, screwing," said Joe. "you know.

Kylie Scott

Joe You Quotes #1147712
#8. Welcome to Earth, young man," I said. "It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, Joe, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of: Goddamn it, Joe, you've got to be kind!

Kurt Vonnegut

Joe You Quotes #1509400
#9. There's only one good aspect to it," says Joe. "You may get his job. And if you have any luck, maybe you'll fall down the elevator shaft and break your neck too. We'll buy you a nice wreath, I promise you that.

Henry Miller

Joe You Quotes #1683734
#10. But killing a man ought to mean something, even if you have to do it.

Joe R. Lansdale

Joe You Quotes #68
#11. He had learned long ago that life became much easier if you ignored what was not right before you.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #1012
#12. The trouble with running is wherever you run to, there you are.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #1130
#13. Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd)
Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Joe You Quotes #1298
#14. You can't have bank holding companies acting as hedge funds. You can't have them taking a million-dollar pension plan for Joe Schmo the bus driver and treat it with the same risk appetite that you treat George Soros' pocket money. It's fundamentally ridiculous.

Shia Labeouf

Joe You Quotes #2150
#15. Music is music; you don't have to put a label on it.

Joe Perry

Joe You Quotes #2223
#16. They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. That's my motto.

Joe R. Lansdale

Joe You Quotes #5280
#17. If you eliminate the junk food, you don't really run the risk of gaining weight if you've got a good workout routine.

Joe Bastianich

Joe You Quotes #5525
#18. I roam the streets all the time. You'll be shocked. I'm shocked, everybody that comes up to me, "Oh, thank you, Sheriff. You're supporting Trump." I don't care who they are. They kind of whisper sometimes.

Joe Arpaio

Joe You Quotes #5816
#19. Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?'
'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded man in his thirties, replied. 'We've had this discussion before, Harrison.'
'Aw, Joe. It's so cute that you think I listen.

Kody Keplinger

Joe You Quotes #12367
#20. When you appreciate what you have, then you will receive more. When you are in this moment feeling gratitude for this moment you actually up your vibrational signal to attract more things to be grateful for.

Joe Vitale

Joe You Quotes #12606
#21. Five percent seems very little to ask when you consider that the artist, through his or her efforts over many years, is largely responsible for the increased value of their work.

Joe Fafard

Joe You Quotes #13064
#22. Wo-ho!" said the coachman. "So, then! One more pull and you're at the top and be damned to you, for I have had trouble enough to get you to it! - Joe!

Charles Dickens

Joe You Quotes #13250
#23. You may only get one chance at something ... and that requires confidence in your ability.

Joe Teti

Joe You Quotes #14373
#24. The world is watching, and you better be fair.

Joe Berlinger

Joe You Quotes #15179
#25. Sometimes people can surprise you. Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.

Joe Seneca

Joe You Quotes #19817
#26. If you would look up bad labor relations in the dictionary, you would have an American Airlines logo beside it.

Elton Joe Kendall

Joe You Quotes #20009
#27. People tell us the countries that we'll have the most difficulty with are France and Japan. They say, 'Nothing you do in the rest of the world will work for us.' But that's changing. The differences are narrowing.

Joe Tripodi

Joe You Quotes #21989
#28. There are 435 members of Congress. There's one 'Morning Joe' show. Hopefully, we can keep hammering the argument that you can disagree with other people and have debates but remain civil.

Joe Scarborough

Joe You Quotes #23930
#29. We've all had those phone conversations. Things are heated, you're in a position where you're gonna say something nasty. Instead, you say, "Oh, I've got that thing in the oven." Lie. Get off the phone. Don't perpetuate a bad situation.

Joe Manganiello

Joe You Quotes #25606
#30. It's huge. You win the first game of the series, you want to win the series.

Joe Torre

Joe You Quotes #26697
#31. That wasn't your mom in you - that was your
dad.

Ally Carter

Joe You Quotes #27656
#32. She shrugged. "I fell. I'm a clumsy fool." "I know how you feel. I'm such a fool I knocked half my teeth out and hacked my leg to useless pulp. Look at me now, a cripple. It's amazing where a little foolishness can take you, if it goes unchecked.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #27771
#33. It does influence every part of your life and it influences every decision you make. (speaking about faith)

Joe Gibbs

Joe You Quotes #28316
#34. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.

Joe Girard

Joe You Quotes #29596
#35. I mean, accidents happen. You learn from them and you try to make sure they don't happen again.

Joe Lieberman

Joe You Quotes #30569
#36. Fighting George Foreman is like being in the street with an 18-wheeler coming at you.

Joe Frazier

Joe You Quotes #31504
#37. Guitars are fun. There are plenty of different kinds to play. They look cool. They sound cool. Don't *you* want to play guitar?

Joe Satriani

Joe You Quotes #34514
#38. According to Bastardi, human-induced climate change contradicts what we call the 1st law of thermodynamics. Energy can be neither created nor destroyed. So to look for input of energy into the atmosphere, you have to come from a foreign source.

Joe Bastardi

Joe You Quotes #34533
#39. Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Joe Gores

Joe You Quotes #35735
#40. I used to have trust with reporters. Give them scoops. Those were the old days. It's very strange, when you give a story and it doesn't come out the right way.

Joe Arpaio

Joe You Quotes #36163
#41. When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Joe You Quotes #36972
#42. I think, it's so difficult to create a buzz anywhere, whether it be online, the streets, radio, anywhere, that if you are able to create a buzz somewhere, it definitely means something.

Joe Budden

Joe You Quotes #37282
#43. Nurse: "You look like a pharmaceutical rep. you can leave samples in the closet."
Joe: "I'm actually a lawyer."
Nurse: "My condolences.

Jodi Picoult

Joe You Quotes #38014
#44. Let go of me." It smoothed its tentacles again. "Be grateful, Joe. I'm not going to let go of you.

Octavia E. Butler

Joe You Quotes #38097
#45. This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me from cracking down on illegal immigration as long as the laws are there.

Joe Arpaio

Joe You Quotes #39637
#46. We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service. We intend to take even more than that. (Tee)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Joe You Quotes #42682
#47. You're brooding, Leonard, my friend. What's the problem?"
"I blew it with Fitzgerald."
"I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. It was more like a nuclear disaster.

Joe R. Lansdale

Joe You Quotes #46938
#48. He would have liked to weigh his choices, but for that you need more than one.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #47279
#49. In my world, even sure bets are not certain;
'Cause you'll get the picture, then find out it's the cropped version.

Joe Budden

Joe You Quotes #48142
#50. You don't win with X's and O's. What you win with is people.

Joe Gibbs

Joe You Quotes #49379
#51. Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced back at me. "What about you?"
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.

Jim Butcher

Joe You Quotes #50735
#52. The actual time you're acting is miniscule compared to the time you're getting ready to do the work. The big difference on series television is, there's not a lot of hanging-out time. You're pumping those pages out, you're doing six, seven, eight pages a day. And I like that pace.

Joe Mantegna

Joe You Quotes #54330
#53. Look inside, without anyone else's validation understand that you are valuable, talented, unique, and worthy.

Joe Sacco

Joe You Quotes #57858
#54. As a quarterback, you have to love it. As much as you like to turn around and hand the ball off - the whole traditional football game - as a quarterback, you gotta love putting it in the air.

Joe Montana

Joe You Quotes #59614
#55. Everyone wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the pain doesn't fade and the scars don't heal, and it's too damned late. Jonathan Tropper, from The Book of Joe

Madelon Phillips

Joe You Quotes #60584
#56. Ask yourself what you would do even if you were never paid. That's a clue to what you should be doing and of course finding a way to be paid for it.

Joe Vitale

Joe You Quotes #60658
#57. Treat a man like a dog and sooner or later he'll bite you,

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #61320
#58. It's bizarre, that feeling as an actor, at being in the mecca of the film world and seeing billboards for a TV show that you're in pretty much everywhere.

Joe Dempsie

Joe You Quotes #61662
#59. Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu

Joe Rogan

Joe You Quotes #61836
#60. You can't make a date in death's dateless night.

Joe Haldeman

Joe You Quotes #62861
#61. Look folks, we know who built this country and we know who is going to rebuild it. It's you. Instead of vilifying you, we should be thanking you. We owe you.

Joe Biden

Joe You Quotes #63172
#62. I have always been a sucker for ballads, but you have to be careful these days, you can't overload people.

Joe Cocker

Joe You Quotes #64664
#63. Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.

Joe Grant

Joe You Quotes #65166
#64. The risks are 'How country can you go?' rather than 'How rock can you take it?'

Joe Nichols

Joe You Quotes #67874
#65. But as an amateur, the highest level you can box at is the Olympics. I did that at 18 and felt it was time to move on to other challenges as a professional.

Billy Joe Saunders

Joe You Quotes #68112
#66. I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change and that certainly wasn't because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy.

Joe Barton

Joe You Quotes #69727
#67. Stalking the Angel
[Joe]"I could off anybody in this place five times over."
[Elvis]"Could you off someone and get away with you here?"
[Joe]Head shake. "I'm too good even for me.

Robert Crais

Joe You Quotes #69741
#68. I like the way you hustle man.

Joe Teti

Joe You Quotes #70794
#69. Your enemies are people too, and maybe they don't have to be enemies if they're that much like you.

Joe Weisberg

Joe You Quotes #72138
#70. Bing," Manx said, "I thought I told you to put Mr. and Mrs. de Zoet in the spare room!"
"Well," Bing said, "they aren't hurting anyone."
"No. Of course they're not hurting anyone. They're dead! But that's no reason to have them underfoot either!

Joe Hill

Joe You Quotes #73804
#71. The advice that I usually give to young actors is that if you can create a character for the stage and keep that character fresh for at least 6 months that means you're doing the show eight times a week.

Joe Morton

Joe You Quotes #74458
#72. It always amazes me, how swiftly problems can be solved, once you start cutting things off people.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #74542
#73. Come to West Virginia and we'll show you how to live ... how to treat people. We're open for business. West Virginia is truly on the move.

Joe Manchin

Joe You Quotes #74710
#74. You are lucky, Thorn. You are very lucky."
"Doubtless. Not every girl gets to be stabbed through the face."
"And by a duke of royal blood too!

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #76262
#75. Just seeing the things on TV and the things in front of you, the amount of information coming in, and the lack of information not coming in, how could you not help but write songs about it.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Joe You Quotes #79361
#76. Being a cook doesn't necessarily mean you are a competitor.

Joe Bastianich

Joe You Quotes #82679
#77. It's what you give out that makes a man, not what you get back.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #83598
#78. It feels bad to feel like you're not wanted.

Joe Namath

Joe You Quotes #84667
#79. If you ain't thinkin' about man and God and law, then you ain't thinkin' about nothin'.

Joe Strummer

Joe You Quotes #85044
#80. When he'd made it thirty strides or so Logen turned around and looked back. The pot was sitting forlorn by the lake, already filling up with rainwater. They'd been through a lot together, him and that pot. "Fare you well, old friend." The pot did not reply.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #85843
#81. I've learned a valuable opinion does not tell you what to think, it illuminates what you should consider.

Samoa Joe

Joe You Quotes #87977
#82. I think the working-class part of me comes out. Sometimes the people who have the loudest mouths are upper-class, upper-middle-class. The quietest are often working-class people, people who are broke. There is a fear of losing whatever it is that you have. I come from that background.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Joe You Quotes #88872
#83. Carol says we speak with one voice. What she doesn't say is that voice belongs to HER. There's only one song to sing these days
Carol's song
and if you aren't in harmony, you can stick a stone in your mouth and shut the hell up.

Joe Hill

Joe You Quotes #89511
#84. You develop a sensibility when you're a young child. Some people say your personality is formed in the first three, four years of your life.

Joe Frank

Joe You Quotes #89956
#85. You've got to destroy a few lives on the way to where you want to get.

Joe Frank

Joe You Quotes #92034
#86. It's hard to be done a favor by a man you hate. It's hard to hate him so much afterwards. Losing an enemy can be worse than losing a friend, if you've had him for long enough.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #92583
#87. One of the most powerful energies you can ever experience is gratitude.

Joe Vitale

Joe You Quotes #95190
#88. I had a great bunch of kids. They all hung with us. The coaching staff hung with us. And we played tough every game. If you've got kids that want to play and react to you, it's fun. I'm having a good time.

Joe Paterno

Joe You Quotes #96996
#89. Learning how to relive again on life's terms sure doesn't do much for your confidence. You have to kind of walk in faith that the next step is going to be just a little bit better than the last step.

Joe Nichols

Joe You Quotes #101414
#90. Home-plate collisions are something you cannot ignore.

Joe Torre

Joe You Quotes #101493
#91. I can understand the fact you don't want the ball slipping out of a pitcher's hand because someone can get hurt.

Joe Torre

Joe You Quotes #101515
#92. You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered, Mr. Solomon said.

Ally Carter

Joe You Quotes #101634
#93. If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn't make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.

Joe Strummer

Joe You Quotes #101901
#94. I'll tell you where my heart is - my heart is just to try to give back.

Joe Craft

Joe You Quotes #102062
#95. You better preach the Gospel like their life depends on it, because it does!

Joe Joe Dawson

Joe You Quotes #102912
#96. You can never have too many knives, his father had told him. Unless they're pointed at you, and by people who don't like you much.

Joe Abercrombie

Joe You Quotes #103357
#97. You get an idea what a manager has to go through every day. His is at a very high level. He has situations he has to deal with and the expectations he has to deal with, the personalities he has to deal with. It's a lot.

Joe Girardi

Joe You Quotes #104021
#98. You can either go to bed satisfied with your efforts today or stressed with what you left for tomorrow. You can either work hard to take on the hill or never know what it is that people see at the top.

Joe De Sena

Joe You Quotes #104530
#99. Rudy Giuliani did some phenomenal things in the city if you think of the transformation of the city and the quality of life.

Joe Lhota

Joe You Quotes #104795
#100. Just because you sing songs about a certain feeling doesn't mean you have to go feeling that way forever. You can sing about that for the rest of your life, but that doesn't mean things aren't going to change in your own life.

Billie Joe Armstrong

Joe You Quotes #106097

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