Joe Diffie Quotes

#1. Home after midnight from a debate on the wording of a minor municipal bylaw on bottle recycling, he felt like he was a pin in the hinge of power.

Annie Proulx

#2. I went to my mum at about seven or eight and said I want to start acting, but the week before, I had said I wanted to do ballet. She said if I took acting classes for a full year, she would look further into it, and that's how it started.

Hailee Steinfeld

#3. I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.

Joe Diffie

#4. Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes. I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone.

Joe Diffie

#5. In reality high profits tend much more to raise the price of (a piece of) work than high wages. (quoting Adam Smith - ch.
(III - From Corporatism to Democracy)

John Ralston Saul

#6. They got love bigger than the Beatles, wild and free like the Rolling Stones.

Joe Diffie

#7. She thinks that he looks like Elvis, when he runs his fingers through that jet black hair.

Joe Diffie

#8. I try to be a good human being and keep up with what's going on in the world by reading and staying in touch with the current events.

Bob Feller

#9. Teaching by precept, without example, is mighty poor teaching.

Heber J. Grant

#10. Sometimes in public you don't feel like being "on." But it's OK. It beats working anyday.

Joe Diffie

#11. Sports saved my life.

Caitlyn Jenner

#12. Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.

Kurt Vonnegut