Joe Biden Weird Quotes

#1. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Jilly Cooper

#3. Putting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we'd be melting the bronze already.

Terry Pratchett

#4. Always to be right, always to trample forward, and never to doubt, are not these the great qualities with which dullness takes the lead in the world?

William Makepeace Thackeray

#5. If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

Marjorie Garber

#6. some nights we open up the flood and some nights we are lost and some nights we're chocking on the words but some we light on fire

Vienna Teng

#7. Great power constitutes its own argument, and it never has much trouble drumming up friends, applause, sympathetic exegesis, and a band.

Bill Vaughan

#8. He was not his father, and this was not his work; but he was the master, and this was his masterpiece.

Victor Hugo