Top 38 Jody Gehrman Quotes
#1. He's an intricate, mesmerizing puzzle; I only succeeded at putting the pieces together because for once in my life I observed. I stopped talking long enough to listen - really listen - not just to what's said, but also to everything that goes unspoken.
Jody Gehrman
#2. Hattie wanted to give her babies names that weren't already chiseled on a headstone in the family plots in Georgia, so she gave them names of promise and of hope, reaching-forward names, not looking-back ones.
Ayana Mathis
#3. Think of it as a life experience," I mumbled. "Isn't your dad always saying we need more of that?"
"I don't think prancing around PJ Jamieson's pool in our underwear is exactly what he had in mind.
Jody Gehrman
#4. Shabelsky: I'd go into the flames of hell, into the jaws of the crocodile, just so as not to stay here. I am bored.
I've become dulled from boredom. I've got on everyone's nerves. You leave me at home so she isn't bored alone, but I've made her life hell, I've eaten her up!
Anton Chekhov
#5. Here I've been telling him things in my head for weeks, writing long, frenzied missives to him I know I'll never send, and now that I have him less than two feet away, I'm struck dumb.
Fantastic.
Jody Gehrman
#6. July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)
Jody Gehrman
#7. These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don't they? Maybe that's the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it blushology.
Jody Gehrman
#8. The truth will set you free. Unless you're guilty.
Keith Ablow
#9. Do politicians understand just how difficult it could be, just how devastating rises of 4C, 5C or 6C could be? I think, not yet
Nicholas Stern
#10. I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.
Jody Gehrman
#12. Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?
Jody Gehrman
#13. Like Joseph, you've been dumped into the pit. And, like Joseph, you choose to heed the call of God on your life. It's not easy. You're tempted to get even. But you choose instead to ponder your destiny.
Max Lucado
#14. If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.
Jody Gehrman
#15. POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept)
Jody Gehrman
#16. I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.
Jody Gehrman
#17. The point is, feelings can change - and often do - abruptly. It's one of the riskiest aspects of falling for someone, especially during these tumultuous years when we're young and restless.
Jody Gehrman
#18. I actually plan to mess up my life and start over every seven years. That way, I'll never get in a rut. I read somewhere that most of your cells only live about seven years anyway, so in theory you literally are a new person; I figure that's the best time to start over.
Jody Gehrman
#20. La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.
Jody Gehrman
#21. The CEO of Monsanto had been disemboweled alive.
Nancy Kress
#22. Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.
Jody Gehrman
#23. It's wonderful to be appreciated for being quirky, and to see Zooey Deschanel and the quirky, indie film types get mainstream play is amazing for women, because women are much more complicated than what we've see on TV in the past.
Mayim Bialik
#24. I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating - nothing worked. I'm starting to think there's an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes.
Jody Gehrman
#25. From what I've seen, a girl's got to behave like a mental midget before she'll get any action in this town. If resisting that makes me a freak, so be it. I may die with my hymen intact, but at least I'll have my dignity" ~ Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty
Jody Gehrman
#26. She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.
Jody Gehrman
#27. When life becomes too difficult, I turn to my work. I swim into a new region.
Anais Nin
#28. I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
Jody Gehrman
#29. This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.
Jody Gehrman
#30. I grew up in the Midwest, quite far from any ocean or any beach, a million miles. I think for kids who grew up where I did, the idea of California, surfing and beach life was so exotic and glamorous.
John Malkovich
#31. Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance
Jody Gehrman
#32. I think that everyone should have at least a part of them that's self-invented; in fact, the world would be much more interesting if we all created our own identities afresh whenever we felt like it. Otherwise you're just walking around regurgitating what's expected, which is like, why bother?
Jody Gehrman
#33. Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.
Jody Gehrman
#34. I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
Sharon Osbourne
#35. All of us have our wires crossed and crisscrossed so many times it's impossible to untangle the mess. It really does seem like the entire human race might as well be conversing with hand gestures and grunts, for all the success we're having.
Jody Gehrman
#37. Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance.
Jody Gehrman
#38. I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?
Jody Gehrman
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