Joaquin Andujar Quotes

#1. I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

Joaquin Andujar

#2. Why is there no respect for Joaquin Andujar?

Joaquin Andujar

#3. You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die.

Joaquin Andujar

#4. Love is bitter, death is sweet.

Jack Kerouac

#5. A genius could be anybody that he wants, but ingenious is always one person at that time.

Matthew McConaughey

#6. If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.

Joaquin Andujar

#7. There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

Joaquin Andujar

#8. You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'

Joaquin Andujar

#9. We do not see with our eyes nor with our minds, we only see through the feelings of our Emotions.-Mark Miller

Mark Miller

#10. A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon

Derek Landy

#11. I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

Joaquin Andujar

#12. I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

Joaquin Andujar

#13. That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

Joaquin Andujar

#14. How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

Joaquin Andujar

#15. There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'

Joaquin Andujar

#16. A women can hold a grudge for a long time. The longer it simmers, the longer the grudge lasts and I advise you to get this straightened out quick like fashion.

Georgia Cates