Joan Sebastian Quotes

#1. If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.

Erin McCahan

#2. When you awaken love and laughter, your mind let's go of fear and anxiety, and your happy spirit becomes the healing balm that transforms every aspect of your human experience.

Barbara Kingsolver

#3. Being a part of 'Sex and the City' was like being at the center of the universe - it was extraordinary.

James Remar

#4. There is no more contemptible sound than a gunshot.

Jonathan Heatt

#5. The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see.

Winston Churchill

#6. The great take steps to success, the extraordinary take leaps to success, and the remarkable take flight to success.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#7. As I get older I've come to realize that the best way to "get even" with someone is to forgive - and then forget.

Mark Hart

#8. I am not wrong: Wrong is not my name
My name is my own my own my own
and I can't tell you who the hell set things up like this
but I can tell you that from now on my resistance
my simple and daily and nightly self-determination
may very well cost you your life

June Jordan

#9. What accounts for Luther's behavior? One things is certain: Whatever defense mechanisms normal people have to mute the accusing voice of conscience, Luther was lacking.

R.C. Sproul

#10. I stood up in a flash and flushed a light shade of furious.

J.L. McCoy

#11. Don't forget the chocolate fudge frosting!"
"Gotcha," Dad shouted back.
"Good to know, even after a family drama, Gwen's still hard at work on that great ass," Gus noted.

Kristen Ashley

#12. I am the happily ever after in your twisted tormented tale of your Cinder-fuckin-rella dreams.

Suzanne Steele