Jirafas Chistosas Quotes

#1. Shahrazad Ali's The Blackman's Guide to Understanding the Blackwoman.

Bell Hooks

#2. Parents have to instill the right principles in their children, but then it's up to the children to live up to those principles.

Mary Lydon Simonsen

#3. Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist.

Bob Uecker

#4. Every cloud has a silver lining, if not wait for the rain.

Emma Brynstein

#5. Napster is a consumer revolt. Napster is about my right to have this music and to share if I've paid for it. You know, so we start to see our decisions, our opportunities, our every choice is a consumer choice.

Douglas Rushkoff

#6. Emotions often must be portrayed from an inner feeling, of course, but I had a double advantage because I was learning to direct my as-yet expressionless feelings as well as gaining an ability to express emotion by a very conscious manipulation of my muscles.

Jane Greer

#7. God forgive you, but I never can.

Elizabeth I

#8. It is the disease of not listening ...
that I am troubled with.

William Shakespeare

#9. Please God, I'll never be in a war zone, but everything I sort of know about people who come back is that it's a hard transition to make. I mean, even if you've not been in a war, even if you've just been in the Forces, you come back and probably have more fights in civilian life.

Martin Freeman

#10. It was bad enough being black...How much lower down the social scale could one go than to be seen as a black, uneducated rugby league player.

Cec Thompson

#11. I feel free when I see no one and nobody knows my name

Lana Del Rey

#12. O, when the heart is, full, when bitter thoughts come crowding thickly up for utterance, and the poor common words of courtesy are such a very mockery, how much the bursting heart may pour itself in prayer!

Nathaniel Parker Willis

#13. Herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it's just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.

Dara O Briain

#14. Every uneducated person is a caricature of himself.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel