Jimmy Dykes Quotes

#1. What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.

Christine Zolendz

#2. A sincere artist is not one who makes a faithful attempt to put on to canvas what is in front of him, but one who tries to create something which is, in itself, a living thing.

William Dobell

#3. Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

Woody Allen

#4. Life in the fast lane," Michael's reply. "You have to adjust for inflation.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#5. I cannot, will never, understand these couples who hate each other, who conduct open warfare in front of their children - the kind of people who have to drop the kids off at the end of the driveway in case they lay eyes on one another. At the very least, civility must reign.

John Niven

#6. So Merlyn sent you to me," said the badger, "to finish your education. Well, I can only teach you two things
to dig, and love your home. These are the true end of philosophy.

T.H. White

#7. Over imagine something beforehand and you take the pulse out of it when it happens.

Glenn Haybittle