Jim Ross Quotes

#1. Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?

Daniel Bryan

#2. Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch

Jim Ross

#3. Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

Jerry Lawler

#4. Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.

Jim Ross

#5. Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

Jim Ross

#6. There is a Jim Holmes of Aurora, Colorado page on the Colorado Tea Party site as well, talking about him joining the Tea Party last year. Now, we don't know if this is the same Jim Holmes. But it's Jim Holmes of Aurora, Colorado.

Brian Ross

#7. Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

Jim Ross

#8. I am going to open myself up to all that is superior in the world and beyond and I am going to spend time trying to take delight in things! Not finding ruin in them! If the ruin of you is what you look for, the ruin of you is what you are going to find!

C. JoyBell C.

#9. All eyes, all attention at the federal level, are on al Qaeda and the war on terror. Fact is, al Qaeda wouldn't last a day in parts of Philadelphia. I've got gangsters with .45s that would run them out of town.

Michael Nutter

#10. It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Jim Ross

#11. The consciousness of lucid dreaming is a cultural evolution. It's something that we are talking about and learning about, not biological evolution.

Stephen LaBerge

#12. Business is about to pick up here!

Jim Ross

#13. I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

Jim Ross

#14. Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Bob Hope

#15. It is a human demolition derby!

Jim Ross

#16. Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

Jim Ross

#17. There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

Jim Ross

#18. Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.

Jim Ross

#19. To hell with Trish's nose!

Jim Ross

#20. Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

Jim Ross

#21. I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw.

Jim Ross

#22. Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

Jim Ross

#23. As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

Jim Ross

#24. All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.

Jim Ross

#25. Stop just cheering for others who are living their visions. Commit yourself to your own success and follow the steps required to achieve it.

Steve Maraboli

#26. If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

Jim Ross

#27. There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.

Johnny Depp

#28. Life for all its gains
pierces in ways that leave scars,
where I've bled, I've lived

Jim Ross

#29. Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.

Tom Robbins

#30. For me it's always about first impressions. I trust my instincts. I love to prepare if it's something that requires training. But I don't like to prepare the psychology too much. I enjoy the psychology of the character but I work better from a first impression.

Billy Zane

#31. I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex.

Jim Ross

#32. I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.

Edie Campbell

#33. As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today.

Jim Costa

#34. You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

Jim Ross

#35. This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

Jim Ross

#36. One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.

Jim Ross

#37. Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

Jim Ross

#38. No, Carolyn, you can't petition PETA to get a waiver from dissecting the frog. The frog's already dead. It donated itself to science. Don't let its sacrifice be in vain. -Brandon

Abigail Roux