Jim Clemmer Quotes

#1. If my life is of no value to my friends it is of none to myself.

Joseph Smith Jr.

#2. The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.

Soren Kierkegaard

#3. Shimeji are those odd-looking clusters of small mushrooms you often find in so-called 'exotic' selections at the supermarket. They have an appealing firmness that is retained during light cooking.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#4. A lot of people think that telling people you're gay is something someone might say just to get attention.

Dan Savage

#5. We were meant to grow. When we don't grow, we seek diversions
some harmless (if unproductive), others destructive
to fill the emptiness.

Jim Clemmer

#6. No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets.

Tracy Morgan

#7. One idea to a sentence is still the best advice that anyone has ever given on writing.

Bill Bryson

#8. There's something Vichy about the French.

Ivor Novello

#9. Give me the comma of imperfect striving, thus to find zest in the immediate living. Ever the reaching but never the gaining, ever the climbing but never the attaining of the mountain top.

Winston Graham

#10. What kind of religion is it that would encourage the parent to shelter the child from any outside influences and punish it by putting it out in a world you never had any way of learning about?

Michelle Shocked

#11. South Holding, was the acknowledged leader of the Twenty-ninth Cave, but Summer Camp and

Jean M. Auel

#12. I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie
"I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said.
I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

Janet Evanovich

#13. Lobbyists really are experts in their fields and know what they are talking about. That's why the government always listens to them as they tell the government what it's doing wrong and what it should be doing instead ...

Gail Collins

#14. Recognition is the most inexpensive, easy-to-use motivational technique available to management.

Jim Clemmer