Top 100 Jillian Quotes
#1. So Aunt Jillian quit her job and hitched her wagon to Brant. Lived off food stamps and her savings account in a spare bedroom at Brant's house for two years. Then she brokered their first deal and all of the Sharps moved their bank account decimals seven places to the right.
Alessandra Torre
#2. Jillian's fine. She's in her room with one of Drew's e- readers."
"Uh oh." Drew sat forward. "Which one?" Audrey tensed.
"The blue one. The mini- tablet?"
"Okay." Drew smiled. "That's fine, then. Porn's on the red one." She stared for a moment.
"Right. I'll remember that.
Susan Sey
#3. I mean, jillian gushed. you have this force connecting you. it's under the surface, but it runs deep.
Joan Bauer
#4. Jillian followed. "Maybe, but don't worry, he's not my type. I'm trying to rehabilitate my uniform 'fetish' to strictly FedEx and UPS - bigger packages." Jackson
Jewel E. Ann
#5. My eyes searched his. 'Did you... did you miss me this whole time?'
I drew in a shallow breath. 'I missed you.'
Brock's gaze held mine. 'Missed you every fucking day, Jillian, with every ounce of who I am.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#6. Malcom clears his throat and Jarrod spins around, Jillian's amulet reflecting the morning sun. 'Kate!
Marianne Curley
#7. Move back." He repeated.
"So I'm suppose to ride bitch?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because you are my bitch."
Jillian laughed a lot. "I love when you sweet talk me. It makes me very wet for you.
Jewel E. Ann
#8. FIRST DIP, THIRD NIP We went out on the lake and, after his first dip in the water, I noticed the mole on his chest had reacted to the cold. Triple nipple is a deal breaker. - Jillian
Robert K. Elder
#9. I kept it to remind me that although there is evil, there is sometimes beauty and light. You, Jillian. You were always my light.
Karen Marie Moning
#10. Jillian had chosen their cutest dresses that made grown woman start talking in abnormally high voices. ("Oh, just look at you! Aren't you just so cute!" This wouldn't be so worrisome if it wasn't the same voice that women used with puppies.)
Wen Spencer
#12. The way I work with my people is totally different. I never wanted to compare myself, in a healthy way to Jillian [Michaels] because she did what she did, and I respect that. Now I want to do what I do.
Jessie Pavelka
#13. Jacqueline and Jillian, who were crying for some of the many reasons that babies cry - they were cold, they were distressed, they were offended by the existence of gravity - continued to wail.
Seanan McGuire
#14. I wake up wating you. I fall asleep wanting you. I watch a magnificent sunrise and can think only of sharing it with you. I glimpse a piece of amver and see your eyes. Jillian, I've caught a disease, and the fever abates only when I'm near you.
Karen Marie Moning
#15. I wasn't the one who got on a plane and left the fucking state the next day, Jillian. I never said I didn't want you.
Kristen Proby
#16. Do you, Gavrael Roderick - " "I do." Jillian nudged him. He arched a brow and frowned. "Well, I do. Must we go through all this? I do. I swear a man has never 'I do'd' more fervently than I. I just want to be married to you, lass.
Karen Marie Moning
#18. Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.
-Jillian's mother
Gena Showalter
#19. After he tipped his hat and left, Jillian watched him stride down the hallway. Yeah, Big-brotherly overprotection aside, fortysomething looked good on the police captain from this view, too.
Julie Miller
#20. I got to the end of the story before I'd realized what she'd done. Just as Jake had waited, interviewing the Mariners, Jillian had waited out my first answers so that I would give her a better one.
Jeanette Ingold
#21. What I like to do and what I have to do are two separate things. I like to read, swim, watch TV, spend time with my family. But I have to work, so I do that.
Jillian Medoff
#22. We are all angles, because everyone of us is judged by someone looking at us from a certain angle.
Jillian Kelly
#23. There are many amazing female directors that made work in more skewed times, so we should be thankful for the boundaries they pushed through.
Jillian Mayer
#24. I needed a push, Phillip. I needed you to push me, otherwise, I wouldn't have freaked. I needed to feel like we were over to know that there's no way I'd ever let us be over. I never want us to be over, Phillip. Never, ever.
Jillian Dodd
#25. You can have all the brains in the world, but it takes a body to get most men's attention.
Jillian Dodd
#26. What inspires me still: travel, art, photography, my kids, the places I haven't been to yet.
Jillian Barberie
#27. The freedom I experienced as a dance major in college gave me so much, but the reality of being in school is that you are still forced to work under restrictions.
Jillian Hervey
#28. Some days seem like the end of your life but then they aren't and you still have to figure out how to wake up again.
Jillian Lauren
#29. flirt. Why the hell not? I'm single. You're single. Let's mingle. Just because I'm not going to fall in love doesn't mean I can't have some fun.
Jillian Dodd
#30. Your legs are not giving out. Your head is giving out. Keep going.
Jillian Michaels
#31. I glance down, and my eyes get big.
"What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. "It's morning."
"It's cute. Can I keep it?
Jillian Dodd
#32. Do human beings ever realise life, while they live it every, every minute.
Jillian Dodd
#33. How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?
Jillian Dodd
#34. Ask yourself, "Why do I want to be in shape?" and write all ... Put your list everywhere to constantly remind yourself why you're doing what you're doing and how your life will improve by becoming fitter.
Jillian Michaels
#36. Fall and I'll catch you. And that was all I'd ever wanted- someone to catch me.
Jillian Lauren
#38. I would love to do some crazy action or even a real romantic comedy. I think that would be really exciting.
Jillian Murray
#39. I gaze at her beautiful face and realize all the beautiful moments in my life have been with her by my side.
Jillian Dodd
#40. I pictured Phillip in the tree. How his arm stayed stretched out, his hand empty, long after my dad pulled me away.
Jillian Dodd
#41. My entire life has been centered around my writing, and by that I mean finding the time to write.
Jillian Medoff
#42. You know when transformation happens? Right now. It's a present activity. Who is the new you? Show me the new you.
Jillian Michaels
#43. When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!
Jillian Michaels
#44. I swear to God, I think my panties just melted off my body. How can Crush just talking sex make me hot?
Jillian Dodd
#45. Of course, I'm a dancer. Dancing grabbed me from the start and I have was never afraid to do it. With out dance I wouldn't be singing. I want to expose people to the underground dance scene through music.
Jillian Hervey
#46. If I could mimic the dynamic of any Shakespearean marriage, I'd choose to mimic the Macbeths - before the murder, ruthless ambition, and torturous descents into madness and death, that is.
Jillian Keenan
#47. You know, I've kinda been freaking out over being a father, but then I read in a men's magazine somewhere that as long as you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, that you've done a good job.
Jillian Dodd
#48. Nobody is perfect, so get over the fear of being or doing everything perfectly. Besides perfect is boring.
Jillian Michaels
#49. If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.
Jillian Bell
#50. Damn Disney & all their happily-after-ever, unrealistic bullshit stories
Jillian Dodd
#51. Power tasted like an oyster, like I'd swallowed the sea, all it's memories and calm and rot and brutality.
Jillian Lauren
#52. The way you love the man you marry is going to be different than the love you felt for an old boyfriend.
Jillian Dodd
#54. Every human being has gone through a tragedy of sorts. And the idea is that you have two paths you can take, you can find that alchemy that turns lead into gold, find that magic where you can see the loss as an entry point for learning and grow from it and become wiser and stronger.
Jillian Michaels
#55. There is no authentic goal you can set for yourself that can't be reached, no dream that can't be realized. It's just a matter of learning HOW to achieve what you want.
Jillian Michaels
#56. That man fell out of the sexy beast tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down. Sexy. Ass. Beast. I swear I've never seen someone so ridiculously good looking." I
Jillian Liota
#57. I grind so fine, I'm practically coffee, he says with a straight face, then busts out a grin.
Jillian Dodd
#58. The night before I'd discovered am lost in almost. Did everyone already know?
Jillian Weise
#59. I did it because I think it's time you finally knew that the stars were always for you. Always. Only. Ever. For you.
Jillian Dodd
#60. Princess, why don't you just take the pregnancy test? Then, if it says no, you will know it's just the flu; and if it says yes, well, you can freak, and I can celebrate.
Jillian Dodd
#61. Boots, I told you that I'd never walk away again. I'm a man of my word, he says sternly. Clearly insinuating that I'm the opposite of that.
Jillian Dodd
#62. Maybe I'll just give up on boys. Okay, maybe not. I mean they're just so cute!
Jillian Dodd
#63. So, you're single. I'm single. Let's mingle
Jillian Dodd
#65. Sometimes you can't find yourself until you're lost.
Jillian Dodd
#67. Sometimes you've got to make your work and workouts co-exist.
Jillian Michaels
#68. My phone buzzes again.
Crush: You're single. I'm single. Let's mingle.
Jillian Dodd
#70. You know life is weird. There are times I feel so grown up and like I know everything I need to know, but then I think about the future and realize how little I do.
Jillian Dodd
#71. Don't let anything but your talent affect your success.
Jillian Mayer
#72. You can't control when you'll fall in love. I ignore her comment because hell yes I can. And I will.
Jillian Dodd
#73. P.S. If any boy ever asks for my hand in marriage, show him #4. I'm in love. I'd marry a pirate for a ring like that.
Jillian Dodd
#74. The hitting was easy compared to the words. The hitting happened only infrequently but the words happened every day. I knew he was wrong, knew he was inexcusable. But still, the words were the worst part.
Jillian Lauren
#75. Good friends and great pets. Key to a good life!!! Who says you have to be paired up with a partner?
Jillian Barberie
#76. You have to love someone to yell at them so intensely; you have to care so unbelievably much that your anger explodes and burns across the sky like the Soviet's Sputnik.
Jillian Cantor
#77. Why are you going to choose failure when success is an option?
Jillian Michaels
#78. When his shirt hit the floor, I'm pretty sure my judgment walked right out the door.
Jillian Dodd
#79. Love is a country, with closed borders and a language no foreigner can speak. The only people who can understand its customs, traditions, and history are its citizens. A relationship doesn't have to make sense to all people. It only has to make sense to two people.
Jillian Keenan
#80. My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.
Jillian Bell
#81. I want all my pain to count for something.
Ann Jillian
#82. For God's sake put on your glasses, Sam. You're staring right at my boobs.
Jillian Eaton
#83. Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
Jillian Dodd
#84. I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.
Jillian Bell
#85. We're looking for the story that will save our lives.
Jillian Lauren
#87. I will say that I do gravitate more towards quirkier guys. I always date guys who wear glasses.
Jillian Rose Reed
#88. Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.
Jillian Dodd
#89. At some point you have to stop acting as though life is happening to you and acknowledge the ways you are happening to it. Once you take responsibility for your side of the street, you grant yourself the power to improve every aspect of your life by simply acting and behaving differently.
Jillian Michaels
#91. That experience of being in the wild in a place where life initially began for all creatures gave me a overwhelming sense of connection.
Jillian Hervey
#92. Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world.
Jillian Michaels
#93. If I fall in love with a woman, that's awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that's awesome. As long as you fall in love ... It's like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!
Jillian Michaels
#94. Whereas it was so hard for people to break, but we could get sick or die in what seemed like a matter of seconds.
Jillian Cantor
#95. I think everybody has a point where they're not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don't think there was anything we really fought for that didn't happen.
Jillian Bell
#96. You need to WANT to change. You need to be willing to do the work.
Jillian Michaels
#97. The past doesn't define you, your present does. It's okay to create a vision of the future because it affects your behavior in the "now," but don't dwell on past mistakes. Learn from them and focus those lessons in the moment. That's where change can really happen.
Jillian Michaels
#98. I felt the calling to adopt. You just know in the deepest part of your being that you are meant to find this little soul and guide them through life.
Jillian Michaels
#99. I'm too proud to admit that I was forgotten, even to the guy who did the forgetting.
Jillian Lauren
#100. Politicians do important work!
Politicians can eat an important dick!!
Jillian Tamaki
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