Jests Crossword Quotes

#1. When the children were little, I'd fly into L.A. for a specific work project, but then I'd leave again, and when I was home, I wouldn't even read a script.

Andie MacDowell

#2. A person of the name of Michael Jackson, with a blue welveteen waistcoat with a double row of mother of pearl buttons, Mr.

Charles Dickens

#3. You're allowed to grant people into the darkness, but you must allow them to come out again.

Terry Pratchett

#4. When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff' Puff - she must have gained 15 pounds' or something like that, how would any normal person react?

Hilary Duff

#5. The only frontier now left to exploit is not a frontier in space but a frontier in time. We steal the future from our children by plunging massively deeper and deeper into debt.

Terence McKenna

#6. Life isn't worth living without love. Have faith in love! Take a chance, and you might be surprised at how well things will turn out. If you do, you'll be filled with joy. I promise.

Caroline Fyffe

#7. The river of my village doesn't make you think about anything.
When you're at its bank you're only at its bank.

Alberto Caeiro

#8. I think those who have a terminal illness and are in great pain should have the right to choose to end their own life, and those that help them should be free from prosecution.

Stephen Hawking

#9. Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.

Lauren Myracle

#10. You cannot kill an idea by murdering innocent people - though you can nudge it toward suicide.

Joe Randazzo

#11. Anyone who used more than three chords is just showing off.

Woody Guthrie

#12. Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

Tom DeLonge

#13. I like when somebody says something negative about me because I can put it back in their face

Gilbert Arenas

#14. It is within this fathoms-long carcass, with its mind and its notions, that I declare there is the world, the origin of the world, the cessation of the world and the path leading to the cessation of the world.

Gautama Buddha

#15. I was obsessed with the Spice Girls! I always wanted to be Sporty. Or Posh, but I wasn't pretty enough.

Jessie J.