Jerkoffs Quotes

#1. Ben sighed loudly. "Can you help Tory or not?"
Jason's cool slipped a notch. "If you don't need anything, why are you here?"
"I'm studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to observe one up close.

Kathy Reichs

#2. Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

Kanye West

#3. Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

Kathy Reichs

#4. I am always more interested in performance and character depiction, and my direction says as much.

Lasse Hallstrom

#5. Computers might not find the solutions to our problems, but they would be able to do the bulk of the legwork required, assist our human minds in intuitively finding ways through the maze.

Tim Berners-Lee

#6. My message is believe in yourself. Have courage in your capacity. Listen to your inner voice. And then the critical component of all this is, do the work.

Brad Willis

#7. The greatest single lesson to be learned from golf is mental discipline.

Louise Suggs

#8. Before solar, before Sunrun, if consumers wanted electricity, there was a monopoly of someone who told you how much it costs.

Lynn Jurich

#9. You only have control over the storms you are able to have peace in.

Bill Johnson

#10. I created hoaxes. I confronted and challenged the majority opinion. I attacked, humiliated, and criticized the voice of the corporate mainstream media.

Joey Skaggs

#11. In literature as in life, to conform to anything is to knuckle under to your inferiors.

Kenneth Patchen

#12. Farmed animals are not future Buddhas donating their flesh out of compassion for those of us who have developed a craving for it. They are victims of our greed from whom we steal the most precious gift any of us has: life.

Norm Phelps

#13. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

Henny Youngman