Top 12 Jeritza Tea Quotes
			
		    
            
                    
		    
                #2. Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
                Adam Carolla
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. Don't even try to count all the colors of spring. God's pallet keeps generating new hues.
                Toni Sorenson
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. The justifications for eating animals and for not eating them are often identical: we are not them.
                Jonathan Safran Foer
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #6. I always like the idea of doing interviews with somebody but completely seriously not ever mentioning what that person is generally known for.
                Dave Eggers
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
                Katherine Heigl
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. There was more barley than beef in his stew.
                Peter David
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
                Will Rogers
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. She knew that there were all kinds of ways to make a conquest and that one of the surest roads to a woman's genitals was through her sadness.
                Milan Kundera
							 
            
            
		    
                #11. In documentary we deal with the actual, and in one sense with the real. But the really real, if I may use that phrase, is something deeper than that. The only reality which counts in the end is the interpretation which is profound
                John Grierson
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, 'cause that's just creepy.
                Darynda Jones