Jeremy James Quotes

#1. I am like the rain: I go where I'm needed.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#2. If your head is made of wax, don't walk in the sun.

Benjamin Franklin

#3. Words are a means to an end. Those who chase after them inevitably fail to reach that end.

Anthony Marais

#4. Poor Hollywood! These things happen all over the world but what a great backdrop to have Hollywood in our movie. No, but I know people who divorce a lot ... and have really nice houses. But I didn't model the character on anyone in particular. And if I did, I would never tell the name.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

#5. A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.

Michael Stuhlbarg

#6. I have a lot of actors I want to work with; Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, and Uma Thurman.

Yuen Woo-ping

#7. All knitterly creation stems from one simple element: yarn. It is the baker's flour, the jeweler's gold, the gardener's soil. Yarn is creation, consolation, and chaos all spun together into one perfect ball.

Clara Parkes

#8. When we grow old, there can only be one regret - not to have given enough of ourselves.

Eleonora Duse

#9. It had been hard for months. Sleep would curl slowly around him while he was reading a book, sleep would trick him that he was awake, sleep would play the best movies.

Catherine O'Flynn

#10. James Watt patented his steam engine on the eve of the American Revolution, consummating a relationship between coal and the new Promethean spirit of the age, and humanity made its first tentative steps into an industrial way of life that would, over the next two centuries, forever change the world.

Jeremy Rifkin

#11. I have too many fantasies to be a housewife ... I guess I am a fantasy.

Marilyn Monroe

#12. I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.

James May

#13. When we go in the ring we know we're going to get hit. We know we're not the ballet people. But if you go in there and have doubt in your mind that you're afraid to get hit, forget it.

Kostya Tszyu

#14. Bentham was an atheist and in no sense of the word could he be described as a theologian.

James E. Crimmins

#15. The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.

Jeremy Scahill

#16. Even the earliest cave paintings in France and Spain had natural motion.

Gerald Vizenor

#17. Recently, I spent eight days in a car with my co-host from Top Gear James May, who has a notoriously flatulent bottom. But because he was living on army rations the interior was always pine fresh and lemon zesty.

Jeremy Clarkson

#18. The public, as a whole, finds reassurance in longevity, and, after the necessary interlude of reaction, is disposed to recognize extreme old age as a sign of excellence. The long-liver has triumphed over at least one of man's initial handicaps: the brevity of life.

Vita Sackville-West

#19. Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.

Shelley Berman

#20. She had that caged-animal stir-crazy look in eye that only someone who'd endured too much Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women got.

James Dawson

#21. On August 26 the Assembly responded by conferring French citizenship upon Joseph Priestley, Jeremy Bentham, William Wilberforce, Anacharsis Cloots, Johann Pestalozzi, Thaddeus Kosciusko, Friedrich Schiller, George Washington, Thomas Paine, James Madison, and Alexander Hamilton.

Will Durant