Jelinek Plumbing Quotes

#1. Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

Christine O'Donnell

#3. When you have resigned yourself to an eternity filled with little else but longing, a few seconds is enough.

Rin Chupeco

#4. I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

Michelle Monaghan

#5. What one is afraid to think must be the truth.

Marty Rubin

#6. Trouble at two o'clock. Evil bitch and copycat cohort arriving in three, two, one ... annnd ... they're here.

Ilsa Madden-Mills

#7. Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

Dick Van Dyke

#8. Only one person," he whispered to her. "Only one thing.

Thea Harrison

#9. In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She'd bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena's, which had led to Mount Olympus's first reality TV punishment program: 'So You Think You Can Weave Better Than a Goddess?' Arachne had lost in a big way.

Rick Riordan

#10. Stage fright, like epilepsy, is a divine ailment, a sacred madness ... It is a grace that is sufficient in the old Jesuit sense - that is, insufficient by itself but a necessary condition for success.

Charles Rosen

#11. The secret is here in the present. If you pay attention to the present, you can improve upon it. And, if you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.
The Alchemist

Paulo Coelho