Jeffords Funeral Home Quotes

#1. Cousin-screwing. It is not totally safe. It raises the risk of birth defects slightly. But I was reading in a book for history that there's, like, a 99.9999 percent chance that at least one of your great-great-great-grandparents married first cousin.

John Green

#2. The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.

Epicurus

#3. Nothing beats a private visit to Number Ten or Chequers to take the wind out of rebellious sails.

Andy Coulson

#4. It's very hard to dismantle the ball off Wayne Rooney

Dwight Yorke

#5. Tell the children the truth.

Bob Marley

#6. That's one form of magic, of course."
"What, just knowing things?"
"Knowing things that other people don't know.

Terry Pratchett

#7. If you're pop and you don't talk about all the pretty things in life and having sex, then you're not really pop.

Cristian Machado

#8. It feels like I've been lost in the desert for many years, and ... I've finally come home.

Rachel Morgan

#9. Battles are won en route, Shalhassan of Cathal though. A worthy thought: he raised his hand in a certain way, and a moment later Razeil galloped up, uneasy on a horse at speed, and the Supreme Lord of Cathal made him write it down.

Guy Gavriel Kay

#10. Think about your work situation. Do you treat your creativity like a fossil fuel - a limited resource that must be conserved - or have you harnessed the unending power of the sun? Are you in an environment where creativity thrives? Is there room for new ideas every day? Can you make room?

Biz Stone

#11. No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.

Charles Dudley Warner

#12. It is only in death that we are truly cured of the 'sickness' of life.

Socrates

#13. The Celtic fans are very special and the club and players can be very proud of them. They are the best I have ever heard.

Andres Iniesta

#14. I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

Chris O'Dowd