Jeff Wittek Quotes

#1. My first girlfriend broke up with me on a yellow legal pad. After she picked me up from the airport one day, she took out a letter that her therapist wrote, and she read it to me. She and her therapists wrote a letter breaking up with me together.

Max Winkler

#2. He has a calsium deposit on the medulla oblongota of his brain, but he is a brilliant man. This man has a BA, an MA from Havard, and a PhD from Oxford. He's a brilliant man I tell you, Mean Gene.

Lou Albano

#3. I want you now so awfully, No longer jealous-green, I bring myself as offering Up to the guillotine.

Osip Mandelstam

#4. Cockney girl who was already beneath his tastes. He quit

Sidney Sheldon

#5. The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

Robert A. Heinlein

#6. The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his (sic)patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease

Thomas Jefferson

#7. Flow-cycled ventilators

Anonymous

#8. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Steven Wright

#9. I think that glamour is about confidence and really owning the look.

Monique Lhuillier

#10. When you're in the shit up to your neck, there's nothing left to do but sing.

Samuel Beckett

#11. He who dethrones the idea of law, bids chaos welcome in its stead.

Horace Mann

#12. With great responsibility ... comes great need to take a nap.

Rick Riordan