Jeff Dunham Walter Sayings

#1. The scariest people in the world are not always the ones who are bent on evil, James. Sometimes, the scariest person is the one who mistakes their own lies for truth.

G. Norman Lippert

#2. I have a particular affliction. I am unable to say a word I can't spell.

Jessye Norman

#3. I went out to the hazelwood because a fire was in my head.

W.B.Yeats

#4. King Uthil says steel is the answer. I say his sight is short. Dust is the last answer to every question, now and always.

Joe Abercrombie

#5. Through selfless work, love of God grows in heart.

Ramakrishna

#6. With Liv, there is always something unexpected, but not the way she makes me feel.

Veronica Rossi

#7. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

Jeff Dunham

#8. You're young, be adventurous, don't give up, and then your dream will come true.

Kris Wu

#9. I haven't been in a job situation in which I was competing with other women. As a writer, you're more likely to be treated as an individual.

Gloria Steinem

#10. The role that theater has placed in enhancing consciousness and moving systems ahead. I think of what South African theater meant for the apartheid movement, for example. I think of what music has meant for so many social movements across time.

Saul Williams

#11. I'm always looking for a story.

Alber Elbaz

#12. 'He's the most charming man. He's the Oscar Wilde of our time. I only had one moment with him in that film and it's a great source of regret. I love spending time with him. He's always very open and effusive. His interest in you is genuine.'

Russell Crowe

#13. Shames the shadow of love she thought

Jill Alexander Essbaum

#14. Change isn't always for the best.

Nicholas Sparks

#15. Brigham Young had a prophetic vision.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#16. I am inexpressibly grateful that the Lord of my life has granted to me in such abundance these opportunities to take part in the life of his ecclesia and to bear witness to the Living Christ in so many places and in so many ways.

Emil Brunner

#17. Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? Do you see her? Do you see her?
Jeff: Yeah.
Walter: Oh well!

Jeff Dunham