Jeff Dunham Puppets Quotes

#1. You must expect failure after failure after failure before you succeed.

Edwin Land

#2. Happiness is the only thing that when you give it, you get it in return.

Ashwin Sanghi

#3. seeing something different as a problem instead of seeing it as an asset.

David Niven

#4. Act your age, not your shoe size.

Prince

#5. But she kept saying how brilliant he was. And he's all she talked about. And I fell in love with the image my cousin had of Mokund Thapa. I wanted to be like Mokund Thapa. One

Michael Lewis

#6. She blushed and we smiled at her, when the Magpie saw us kissing passionately below the Acacia tree.

Avijeet Das

#7. Every character I've had in my act - none of them have a similar creation story. I actually thought up Peanut and designed him in my head. I described him to a woman that was making soft puppets and she drew up some sketches. And the character came to be just because he popped into my head.

Jeff Dunham

#8. Strange, i thought i knew you well, thought i had read the sky, thought i had seen a change in your eyes.

Tori Amos

#9. The world tells us what we need to know when we are ready to know it and not before. That's the way of things.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

#10. The last year had been an education in how little having money really mattered. A rich Vagabond was a Vagabond still, and 'twas common knowledge that King Charles, during the Interregnum, had lived without money in Holland.

Neal Stephenson

#11. In the eyes of the ego, self-esteem and humility are contradictory. In truth, they are one and the same.

Eckhart Tolle

#12. When will women become civilized enough to stop mistreating men? When will they cease from training their lovers to become providers, merely because they have the power to do so?
As long as they continue as they are, men have no alternative to polygamy.

Esther Vilar

#13. An unforgettable tale of love, lust, faith, betrayal, and redemption. A powerful, mesmerizing suspense novel-a tour de force!

Judith Kelman