Top 100 Jeaniene Frost Quotes
#1. Finally, thank you very much to Jeaniene Frost and Jill Myles. This book does have sex in it. Please don't hit me anymore."
~Ilona Andrews in the Acknowledgements section of Magic Bleeds
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#2. Vampires don't tan. Without UV protection, we get sunburned, heal, and just repeat the process over and over. - Spade, First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost
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#3. He's only being polite. You should look the word up," Denise settled on.
Ian snorted. "And angels fly out of my arse when I fart."
First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost
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#4. You're right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry.
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#5. I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.
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#7. Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look.
Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right.
"It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven."
"Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.
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#8. I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
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#9. Very well. On my love for Mencheres, I swear that I will honor both you and Leila as my true partners, and I will keep my insolence, trickiness , filthiness, and general knavery to as much a minimum as I can manage.
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#10. Bones was in high spirits. Why wouldn't he be? He had just hypothetically fucked
me into incomprehension.
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#11. One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.
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#12. To the fans of the Night Huntress series, thank you for letting Cat and Bones into your lives. This one's for you!
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#13. Bloody hell, grandsire," were Bones's first words as he approached. "You've left behind a wreckage of burned bodies, dead vampires, missing persons, threatened Guardians, and video evidence of our race's existence. Then you go on holiday. You really do have a death wish
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#14. Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?
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#15. He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.
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#16. Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer.
Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted.
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#17. You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker! Tyler shouted.
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#18. Compromise Lesson One: Pull a dick move, and your dick gets denied. Every woman knew that, and now, so did the vampire sitting next to me.
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#19. And what are you doing with a bloody cat, Charles? Some sort of mascot four our dear Reaper here?"
"Not another word," Spade snapped, getting into the car and seating the carrier on his lap.
"Ian, trust me
don't," Crispin said
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#20. As if I'd settle for anything less than making you completely mine, as soon as possible.
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#21. Why do you bother, Crispin? You married a fighter, so stop trying to convince her that the sidelines suit her better.
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#22. I think I speak for everyone when I say hell no, I'm staying
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#23. I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.
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#24. Killing your rival doesn't guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.
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#25. All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.
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#26. That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances. Bones said.
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#27. Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.
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#28. Okay, so we were dealing with someone powerful and psychotically bent on revenge. Being married to Vlad, I had experience with both those things.
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#29. When I started writing about vampires, I swore that I wouldn't touch the 'Dracula' legend because it's been done too many times.
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#30. I tried to tell you that it's not Spade in there."
"You could have tried harder. I absolutely never needed to know that Ian was pierced down there.
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#31. I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn't mean I have any intention of trying to climb it
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#32. Got any stock tips?" I couldn't help but ask. "The government doesn't pay shit for
salary.
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#33. I'm in, Cat. I'd never leave you. Especially when you've got death breathing down your neck." "Very funny," I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat
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#34. Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah
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#35. Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.
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#36. This isn't the first time I've faced death, and I don't intend for it to be the last," I said, repeating the same words he'd told me before fighting in that fateful duel. "I've chosen to live a dangerous life, but it's who I am, and that wouldn't change even if we'd never met.
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#37. Now all you need is to make a V with your hand and say in a death rattle that you have been and always shall be his friend," Ian noted with heavy irony.
"Why would I ... " I began. Then understanding dawned.
"Holy crap, you're a closet Trekkie!
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#38. Kitten, you still haven't told her? Blimey, what
are you waiting for?"
"The Second Coming of Christ!" I snapped.
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#39. He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me.
"You and I need to talk, Kitten."
"Now?" I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet.
"It's not like he's going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
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#40. A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
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#41. It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead, she replied, meeting Vlad's coppery green gaze with an arched brow.
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#42. I can't believe you bit me there," she finally said. "But what I really can't believe is how it felt."
A smile curved his lips. "There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I'll enjoy showing you the others.
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#43. Paranormal fiction offers authors - and readers - the chance to answer the question, 'What if?' All the different ways that question can be answered make for extremely entertaining reading.
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#44. Stop it," Adrian ordered, his strange accent thicker with his vehemence. "I promise, I'm not going to hurt you!
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#45. He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat
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#46. You know what they say. When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
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#47. Tate grabbed me, hugging me so hard, I knew I'd have bruises. He was probably unaware of it, not having had much time to get used to his new strength.
I pushed at him, "Tate ... you're squeezing me too hard."
He let go of me so fast I almost staggered. "Oh Christ, I can't do anything right!
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#48. I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.
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#49. We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win.
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#50. The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar's open!
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#51. Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.
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#52. No one better say anything bad about Ian around me after today. I officially loved that son of a bitch.
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#53. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.
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#54. Because, Cat, it's the feminine persuasion that's always the deadliest.
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#55. You're the light I can never have ... and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.
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#56. I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. Of course not, Ian. It's just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.
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#57. Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary.
-Cat
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#58. I just told you that I used to be a thief, a beggar, and a whore. Is it really fair for you to cry foul over my question? - Bones
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#59. Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.
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#60. Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.
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#61. It's a dungeon, Leila. They're Supposed to smell.
Mission accomplished. The stench might have actually killed my new appetite. If hell could fart, it would smell like this.
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#62. Months ago, you made me ask you if you would marry me. This time, I'm not asking. I'm telling you to say yes, so say it, and be mine for eternity.
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#63. People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.
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#64. Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?" "The shit's gonna splatter, start buggin', yo," Mencheres responded instantly.
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#65. Family. If one member wasn't being a pain in the ass, another one would be guaranteed to fill the slot
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#66. God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.
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#67. Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him.
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#68. If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
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#69. Besides, if Bones ever manifested the ability to control fire, Vlad would insist on a flame-off between them. He was competitive like that.
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#70. Come lie down with me, I've longed for nothing as much as your arms these past days.
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#71. You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.
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#72. Ian snorted. "My language is the least of your concerns, Reaper." True, but . . . "Everyone has to start somewhere, Ian.
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#73. I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!
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#74. Guess the honeymoon is over!" Denise muttered once we are outside. "Next I suppose I'll be sleeping in the wet spot..
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#75. Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.
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#76. You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.
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#77. Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep
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#78. Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.
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#79. He'd wanted all of me and that's what I'd given him. Did it mean I had nothing left?
"No," he muttered, voice thick with passion. "You have me, and I love you.
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#80. I know Sir. The tower order them not to land, but they said an English man got on thw wire and said to shut it or he'd beat the seven shades of shit out of him
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#81. People can perfect whatever facade they want, but everyone holds their sins close to their skin.
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#82. He smiled, reminding me that every species except humans showed their teeth to convey a threat.
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#83. She's my wife," Vlad growled before I could correct the misassumption. "And if your cock twitches one more time while you look at her, I'll burn it off.
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#84. You're in a fight to the death. This isn't a
boxing match. You can't win by scoring the most points.
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#85. Bloody hell, Kitten. Never thought to be flogged by my own furniture. Do you know I saw bloomin' stars when that cracked over my nog?
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#86. This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.
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#87. You married a borderline psychotic who conquered the brutal circumstances he grew up in by being even more brutal. Add turning into a vampire and centuries of undead power struggles, and you have the crazy cruel bastard you fell in love with.
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#89. Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
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#91. Get off, luv, I'm high as a bloody kite. No telling what I'll do.
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#92. I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.
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#93. I gave a pointed glance down at the pink stains on the bed, evidence of his climax due to the blood-to-water ratio in vampire bodies "So you made those... by yourself?" And rubbed some on me for good measure? I mentally added, but didn't say out loud.
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#94. Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)
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#95. Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?"
"What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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#96. However to be rudely blunt, I've already gotten you on your back, and it wasn't by declaring my devotion to you. I simply don't care to hide my feelings any longer. - Bones
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#97. I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
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#98. Let's get my part of this over with," Vlad said shortly. "And if the name 'Buffy' comes out of my mouth, it will be the last word you ever hear.
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#99. Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom ... Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat
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#100. Did you really think I'd ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me.
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