Jealous Mom Quotes

#1. I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

Bill Burr

#2. Space-the illusion that one is getting somewhere.

Marty Rubin

#3. I wish for everyone to help create a strong, sustainable movement to educate every child about food, inspire families to cook again and empower people everywhere to fight obesity.

Jamie Oliver

#4. A disquieting loneliness came into my life, but it induced no hunger for friends of longer acquaintance: they seemed now like a salt-free, sugarless diet.

Truman Capote

#5. It's just hard now because ... you're jealous. But your heart is so generous and warm, it will melt the bad feelings away. I am 100 percent positive that my mom is the wisest mother in the world.

Jane O'Connor

#6. I'm jealous of her. Can you be jealous of your mom for being able to handle things? I couldn't take a day off, take a dog to the vet, and cook dinner. That's like three times too much stuff for me to get done in one day. How am I ever going to have my own house?

Ned Vizzini

#7. I needed to temper (my dad's) enthusiasm a bit (about attending Princeton), and so I announced that I would be majoring in patricide ... My mom was actually jealous.

David Sedaris

#8. Things are tougher than we are, just
As earth will always respond
However we mess it about ...

Philip Larkin

#9. That's why, his mom said, they made fun of him in the first place. "They're just jealous," she said. But Colin knew better. They weren't jealous. He just wasn't likeable. Sometimes it's that simple.

John Green

#10. Get five or six of your smartest friends in a room and ask them to rate your idea.

Mark Pincus

#11. The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

Jason Thomas

#12. Life is not about perfection. It's about persistence.

Natalie Wright

#13. You're the most important person in the world to
me." I quickly added in a hushed voice, "Don't tell Mom. She'll be jealous.

Kim Harrington

#14. I just don't think it honors God to create mediocre art.

Trip Lee

#15. The shame that tormented me was all the more corrosive for having no very clear origin: I didn't know why I felt so tainted, and worthless, and wrong-only that I did, and whenever I looked up from my books I was swamped by slimy waters rushing in from all sides.

Donna Tartt

#16. What I do on stage, you won't catch me doing off stage. I mean, I think deep down I'm still kind of, like, timid and modest about a lot of things. But on stage, I release all that; I let it
go.

Selena

#17. Too much profit is being made at the expense of unsuspecting patients.

Melissa Cady