Jawzii Quotes

#1. A novel is a great act of passion and intellect, carpentry and largess. From the very beginning, I wrote to explain my own life to myself, and I invited readers who chose to make the journey with me to join me on the high wire.

Pat Conroy

#2. Roo-coo-coo-coo! Roo-coo-coo-coo!

Katherine Mansfield

#3. I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

Casey Stengel

#4. A man in the house is worth two on the street.

Mae West

#5. I've spent an awful lot of my time in the air. I've had everything happen to me in a plane that could happen. Except a crash.

Brenda Lee

#6. However, just because something isn't surprising doesn't mean it's easy to deal with.

Nnedi Okorafor

#7. The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend? William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

Tate Hallaway

#8. Being a member of a minority race doesn't mean being a minority achiever.

Ben Carson

#9. I'm also hard at work on plans for the Obama Library. And some have suggested that we put it in my birthplace, but I'd rather keep it in the United States.
Did anybody not see that joke coming? Show of hands.

Barack Obama

#10. People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.

Josh Billings

#11. I was an entertainer, ever since I was a kid.

Micky Dolenz