Jatt Funny Quotes

#1. People instinctively know the difference between something done with a profit motive and something done with a love motive.

Philip Yancey

#2. Told I talked too much
made too much noise

I took up a silent hobby -
Bleeding.

S. Marie

#3. Those movies... ridiculously inaccurate. The real gods of Asgard - Thor, Loki, Odin, and the rest - are much more powerful, much more terrifying than anything Hollywood could concoct.

Rick Riordan

#4. On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: The expert is the one who is still alive.

Donal Henahan

#5. Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.

Alice Clayton

#6. Consider this pronouncement, inscribed on an Assyrian tablet circa 2800 B.C.: Our earth is degenerate these days ... bribery and corruption abound, children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and the end of the world is evidently approaching.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#7. Religion poses a danger of creating division or intolerance between groups of people. However, the gospel of Jesus lead us to three things: humble service, reconciling behavior that is neither patronizing nor self-righteous, and a love toward people who hold different beliefs than we do.

Timothy Keller

#8. At the return of Christ the resurrection of believers will take place. It will take the unbelieving world by surprise.

Billy Graham

#9. Airlines go in the long run at the competition to reason. For the passenger the competition is good, because each competitor tries to undercut the other one.

Niki Lauda