Jared S Awesomeness Quotes

#1. At AOL, we thought the killer app was people

Steve Case

#2. Go to sleep, baby, Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiment so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.

Kim Harrison

#3. No disrespect to the fire god, naturally; blame it instead on His administration, presumably made up of officers of roughly the same level of ability as their terrestial counterparts. That would explain why the mild storm she'd ordered for Oida hit her instead.

K.J. Parker

#4. What the fuck is a scone?
It's Irish, I think, for stale bread.

J.R. Rain

#5. You are people with a present and with a future. Don't muff the ball. Be excellent.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#6. We all have a set number of days to indent the world with our beliefs, to find and create the beauty that only a finite existence allows for, to wrestle with the question of purpose and wrestle with our answers.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#7. One man is a splendid fighter
a god has made him so
one's a dancer, another skilled at lyre and song, and deep in the next man's chest farseeing Zeus plants the gift of judgment, good clear sense. And many reap the benefits of that treasure.

Homer

#8. Spiritual matters are difficult to explain
because you must live with them in order
to fully understand them.

Thomas Yellowtail

#9. Be content with what you have Be satisfied with your dwelling place to accommodate your enterprise, Restrain your tongue, And shed tears of regret regarding past sins you committed knowingly, and those you do not recognize.

Abdullah, Son Of Masud