Japanese Knotweed Quotes

#1. I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.

Jasper Fforde

#2. Capitalism is like Japanese Knotweed: nothing kills it off. If there were only two people left on the planet, one of them would find a way of making money out of the other.

Jeanette Winterson

#3. Have you ever heard of the law of large numbers? If you carry on betting large sums day after day, then sooner or later you are bound to win everything back. As far

Boris Akunin

#4. I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

Roy Bean

#5. An appeal to a goodness which is not in him is, to a vain and sensitive soul, a stinging insult.

Frederick Rolfe

#6. I think it now comes down to whether you have the skills or not.

Jordan Knight

#7. Strange how things turn out. Two birds, one stone and all that.' McBlane chuckled at his own impromptu joke. 'But things have worked out for the best and now we all get to work together,' he said, and a smile spread across his face as easy as a politician's lie.

R.D. Ronald

#8. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

#9. Most think as an OR. This OR that. The most successful among us think as an AND. This AND that.

Josh Linkner

#10. I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month.

Jack Johnson

#11. But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

Bill Watterson