James Finn Garner Quotes

#1. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

James Finn Garner

#2. Consistently investigate what gives other people energy. Be the fan that fuels it.

Darren Rowse

#3. Why, my dear fellow, you may drive yourself into delirium if you have the impulse to work upon your nerves, to go ringing bells at night and asking about blood!

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. If only she could find someone as perfect as her father. He made every other man she'd ever met seem unworthy. Perhaps this was the reason she'd never found a suitor very appealing; she always compared him to her father.

Melanie Dickerson

#5. While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

James Finn Garner

#6. A deadline is a finish line. Don't stop 'til the door shuts in your face!

Raven Moore

#7. Slavery cannot exist a day or an hour anywhere, unless it is supported by local police regulations.

Stephen A. Douglas

#8. Alas, if worth be based on beauty,
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

James Finn Garner

#9. Yes, and I think I will have enough strength to live and love my whole life through. One without the other is impossible.
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Ivan Goncharov

#10. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf's apparent tendency toward cross-dressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

James Finn Garner

#11. The emperor is naked!"
The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted:
"No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

James Finn Garner

#12. A liberty to that only which is good, just, and honest.

John Winthrop