James Acaster Repertoire Quotes

#1. There will always be that dreadful monster prejudice to do extra battle against because of their color.

Major Taylor

#2. Okay, listen. From what Shade said, Roag got toasted like a burnt marshmallow. He would have been nearly destroyed, right down to his junk." Wraith grinned. "Which is really fucking funny.

Larissa Ione

#3. I'm not as bearish as many others about China. Why? Because China must grow. So I am far more optimistic about China.

Joe Hockey

#4. Women's glances express what they dare not speak.

Alphonse Karr

#5. But I'm trying not to be cynical - I don't want to be one of those people who has a cool opportunity and blows it. It's really amazing what's happening to me.

Shannyn Sossamon

#6. Man is born as he dies, rebuking cleanliness;

Djuna Barnes

#7. In my view, wholesome pleasure, sport, and recreation are as vital to this nation as productive work and should have a large share in the national budget.

Walt Disney

#8. You're not gonna propose, right?

Bella Jeanisse

#9. When I first started, they were trying to get me into sitcoms - I think because I had that kind of Wonder Bread look and my hair always went into place. I kept saying, 'I'm not good at sitcoms. I don't know how to do that.'

Brad Pitt

#10. Abuse really is its own alphabet. Those who have not gone through it cannot understand it fully. The echos of violence hang in subconscious long after the threat is gone.

Michelle Franklin

#11. I personally, as a teenager, didn't like books I felt were trying to preach to me ... I did not believe in happy endings. I wanted to read books which reflected life as I thought I knew it.

Malorie Blackman

#12. An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

Irvin S. Cobb

#13. After you've taken so much trouble to set up recorder, you ask me now?

E.L. James

#14. Pain, torture or trauma cause bipolar and PTSD
and once you have it's hard to get free

Stanley Victor Paskavich