Jake The Snake Sayings

#1. The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jerry Lawler

#2. What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jerry Lawler

#3. Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Jerry Lawler

#4. I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Jake Roberts

#5. The snake will always bite back.

Jake Roberts

#6. Love is not a thing, it is not lost when given. You can offer your love completely to hundreds of people and still retain the same love you had originally.

Leo Buscaglia

#7. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

#8. She killed the shit out of that snake," Hank said, laughing. "Chopped off its head, set it on fire, then shot it."
Jake looked at me as if I were crazy. "A little overkill, don't you think?"
"It wouldn't stop moving.

Alison Bliss

#9. She tasted what she had said and found it sour enough to be accurate.

Peter Straub

#10. Mac has a sexy breakfast story." "Really?" Eyebrows lifted, Parker set the syrup and butter on the table of the breakfast nook. "Tell all." "It began, and sexy tales often do, when I spilled Diet Coke on my shirt.

Nora Roberts

#11. You sure you don't want me to stay? I'll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

Ilona Andrews