Jailable Offense Quotes

#1. The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.

Crystal Woods

#2. Any man can help make a child, but it takes a special man to help raise a child. He must be selfless. He must be responsible. He must be reliable. He must be a role model. Happy Father's Day to the men who are being real fathers.

Tony Gaskins

#3. I was lucky because my mum was a teacher and showed me how to read and write. But most importantly, she encouraged me to use my imagination.

Darren Shan

#4. I believe that we have to be so race-conscious in this day and age.

Nicole Ari Parker

#5. Too many Christians are living in a house of fear and not in the house of love.

Brennan Manning

#6. They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

Zach Braff

#7. And in history I found that Christianity, so far from belonging to the Dark Ages, was the one path across the Dark Ages that was not dark.

G.K. Chesterton

#8. She found the page, cleared her throat and began to read, " 'There was nary a doubt that I had ever seen such big ones, round and ripe. My teeth ached to bite them' " God, what tripe!

Johanna Lindsey

#9. Weight loss is a sum of all of your habits - not individual ones.

Helen M. Ryan

#10. You want to defend those you love, even if the ones you love aren't very good all the time. And sometimes they're even downright awful.

Annie Hartnett