Jahal Reviews Quotes

#1. I am constrained every moment to acknowledge a higher origin for events than the will I call mine.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2. If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.

Taylor Caldwell

#3. I spent thirty-two years in a paper mill in southern Ohio, and before that, I worked in a meatpacking plant and a shoe factory.

Donald Ray Pollock

#4. They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Abe Lemons

#5. Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.

Elle Casey

#6. My brain cells are dying in their trillions.

Tom Stoppard

#7. I am the pedophiles dream, a messianic Peter Pan.

Marilyn Manson

#8. According to the science writer Philip Ball, when it was pointed out to musicologist Deryck Cooke
that Slavic and much Spanish music use minor keys for happy music, he claimed that their lives
were so hard that they didn't really know what happiness was anyway.

David Byrne

#9. Odds of a worm migration coming this way - about a billion to one. Odds of Elspeth improving her behavior without help - about the same. Sleep well, young friends.

Bruce Coville

#10. Most people, they're trying to escape from boredom, but I'm trying to get into the thick of boredom. That's why I'm not complaining when I say my life is boring. It was enough to make my wife bail out, though.

Haruki Murakami

#11. The individual who has experienced solitude will not easily become a victim of mass suggestion.

Albert Einstein

#12. I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

John Sandford