Jacqulyn Elizabeth Quotes

#1. I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. After a murmur of general assent, Ariadne spoke up. "And oh my God, I have to pump my boobs. You guys, you don't even know. It's like having blue balls strapped to your chest!" After a horrified silence, the men practically ran screaming from the building.

Amy Lane

#3. When I got discharged from the Army, I made a vow never to go back on an Army post. No big deal, just a simple lifelong vow.

William Goldman

#4. The living owe it to those who no longer can speak to tell their story for them.

Czeslaw Milosz

#5. History is not a science, it's an art.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#6. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.

Dale Carnegie

#7. Still trying to save the world?"
"Always," I said, "and in case you haven't noticed, it's working. The world is still here.

Nicole Williams

#8. but he was soon back, cuddling up behind me.

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#9. I'm going to paste it up on the wall so my dickhead uncle sees it the moment he walks in and stops going on about me losing it.

Melina Marchetta